Miaow?!
No Mr. Cat we can't get more milk from the fridge
Miaow!
Yes but i just fed you.
Miaow.
It doesn't matter if your cat stomach is only a quarter the size of my human one.
Miaow?
Why? Because i gave you enough milk to fill your cat stomach Mr. Cat. That's why.
Miaoww.
No Mr. Cat this won't be considered as animal cruelty based on the animal rights article of the UN.
Miaow!?
Because it doesn't exist Mr. Cat.
Miaow?!
I know because I'm a politics student Mr. Cat, I'd know if there was such a thing.
Miaow!!
No Mr. Cat we humans aren't the bourgeoise owners of the means of milk production there by forcing you proleteriate cats to sell your catability to us in return for meanly amounts of milk and food. You're confusing yourself with marxists again.
Miaow.
Don't sulk Mr. Cat it's unbecoming of a cat.
Miaow?
What is becoming of a cat? Well being a cat is becoming of a cat I would presume.
Miaow. Miaoww miaow miaaoow.
You're right I suppose; who's to say what is truly becoming of anything and whether all our lives are not considered equal regardless of what we become.
Miaow.
You said it Mr. Cat. It's all Universe.
Miaow!?
Fine fine, but only one saucer full, I don't want you vomitting in your bed again.
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The Chronicles of Me and Mr. Cat (as well as notable others)
RandomAn ongoing - Miaow. Yes Mr. Cat I know it should be 'The Chronicles of Mr. Cat and I' but I like it this way. Miaow. Why? Well because I like the sound of the 'M' in 'me' followed by the 'M' in 'Mr. Cat'. Miaow. Yes, I know it's grammatically incorr...
