"Holidays! Holidays! it's time for our Holiday!" I sang on the way to the airport. I may be a tad excited.. "Renny I swear to god if you don't shut up, I will push you out the car while it's still moving." Okay I'll be quiet now... party pooper and this from the woman who says she loves me. "Good girl." I give her the 'You Wot Mate look' "Don't patronize me wench!" I tend to go all medieval on her when I'm trying to insult her... I don't why okay. I still got a smack across the head though. Rude.
When we finally arrived a the airport, I'm not gonna lie I was pooping my pants. It's busy, I don't know where why I'm suppose to go and I have to idea what I'm suppose to do. But it's okay, 'cause I have Ronnie and she does all that stuff. "Renny are you thirsty? We have loads of time before we have to depart." Am I thirsty? I debate in my head for about a minute. "Yes I am thirsty." Ronnie guides me to the airport shop "choose what you want." I looked around till I spot it! Lemonade!! I pay for it at the till and drink it. As I was drinking it I took a big gulp and it hurt. Yes! It physically hurt me! I saw Ronnie get out of the shop, she saw my pained expression. "Honey, are you okay?" shook my head and explained what happened. "Maybe it went down the wrong way for something? You still gonna drink it?" I shook my head again and gave her the drink of evil lemonade. EEEVVVIIIILLLLL!!!!!
Three hours later (in that SpongeBob time person announcer voice)
On the plane and I don't like it. It makes my tummy feel funny, there's no Wi-Fi and Ronnie's napping. I can cope though, it's only half an hour. I shall soothe my soul by listening to music (LadyBaby). I am strangely attracted to LadyBeard, he is a beautiful man! Plus I totally could borrow his clothes if we got together.
"Plane is now landing"
Yessss! Let the holiday begin!
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An Alpha Wolf's Prey
WerewolfWhen people read all those books about the supernatural, nearly all of them say they would want a werewolf or vampire after them... but trust me when I say you don't. I've been running from a alpha wolf for nearly four weeks now and let me tell you...
