Beep, beep, beep! I suddenly wake up to the sound of my alarm clock. I immediately hit snooze 5 more times until I fully get out of bed. the thing is, I have no idea how to do most things with my rare condition. "GOO GU DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD HIT SNOOZE!" yelled my owner, Jules. "Yes." I say as I nod my head. "You just lied to me." she said as she punched my permanent double chin. I made my usual sounds that I couldn't control. "Come eat your breakfast!" Jules said and she sat down. After I sat down, I refused to eat. Jules forced me to but then let me free. I decided to go to the club and do my daily job, pole dancing and stripping. That gets all the mongols! As I was doing my thang I looked over at this one fat horse who was giving me the cha-Ching. "pfftttt nae nae." he naed/said. "Oh my god..." I said in fear. "wanna go on a date?" he asked me. "what is that?" Then he said, "You'll see."
YOU ARE READING
Real Love
RomanceGoo gu gaga isn't your average girl. She enjoy many different thing but her main focus in life is to find true love. Join Goo Gu on an emotional journey of love, anger, sadness, and pain.
