Funny Wizards and Witches

Girls

Hugo stomps in his house and groans. 

Ron: What's up, man?

Hugo: Argh, that annoying girl challenged me when I was trying to answer a question. She's so annoying and stupid and-

Ron: Chill, Hug, chill. Let's talk.

Hugo*groans*: What?

Ron: I've met this girl who was very annoying, miss-know-it-all...

Hugo: Then?

Ron: I MARRIED HER. 

Hugo: And you divorced and married mum?

Ron *frowns*: No. She's-

Hugo: I know! You married for the first time then divorced, married second time and divorced again!

Ron: NO! NO! Both wrong! Mum was annoying and miss-know-it-all. But she changed. 

Hugo: How's this related?

Ron: Well, the annoying girl you were talking about might be your wife in 30 years! 

*Ron sighs