It was 11:11 and Madeline told Adri to make a wish. So she did. The next morning Adri was awoken by the sound of titty biscuits. They hung from nuns' chest as they brought joy to the world. When Adri was walking to school and she stumbled upon a squirrel with Tittle Biscuits. Tittle Biscuits are Titty Biscuits with Skittles. She ripped them off the squirrels chest and ran to class. when she got there everyone looked like reggae bananas. Sadly Madeline was normal. Except she was Bill Cosby raping girls from 20 years ago and denying it now even though they have solid proof. Then the teacher was duct taped in a chair for some odd reason? Oh yeah Kim Jung Un was coming in to test his Nuclear weapons on the Teacher because he's a fucking asstard with nothing better to do than take over or explode other countries. Smh. Sadly he died on the way here because Donald Trump built the great wall of Mexico over the Great wall of China and Kim Jung Un was too lazy to work his ass over here so he fell on his face and explosive shitted the whole country. Then Obama came in and Decided that this was enough. He killed trump and the burnt potato rein supreme. Or so he thought, Obama actually slaughtered a look alike of Trump and the other one was sitting behind Obama's throne as he took out his cell phone to take a picture of his chode and send it to Obama so he would be distracted so Trump could cut his gigantic ass ears off. When the deed was done, it was all over, Obama was gone and Trump rein supreme, or so he thought, Kim Jung Un exploded the planet and took over Uranus. The fucking end.
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Satan's Book Of Screwed Up Stories
HumorCaution: There is probably going to be several fucked up things in this book and i have no idea what im doing but have fun with these.
