It all started on a cloudy cloudy Tuesday when this bitch ass teacher decided to come in and like.. fuck shit up. If you got any fucking question wrong she would eat you with her demonic mouth and it looked like a vagina with teeth. She drank her Fiji water and moved on with the lesson. THEN all of a sudden a superstar burst through the window and he was riding a water bottle.. his name was... *thunder cracks* NOVA PICKLEDANCER! *dundundunnn!!* The door was kicked pen as Nova declared the president of the united states because JOHN CENAAAAA was disappointed because he wanted to be president and it doesn't work. but yeah. So then this bitch named Maddie walks in with her ex carter because they had a session of steamy tampon fuck fuck. Then all of a sudden a 69 year old man that Maddie thought was 14 came in like a wrecking ball but he had no balls so he rode in on his dads balls which he cut off in his sleep because he has none and he wanted some because he was very fed up with being a girl and shit and he was mad because he had to cut off his fathers sperm supply. the only good part is now that he didn't have to have any more step sisters or bastards sleeping in his basement considering thats where he slept because all the new kids slept in his bed even though they had already fucked their father. All of a sudden Andrew rides in on a hover board with his money sunglasses and starts singing feel so good to be a gangster. The End.
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Satan's Book Of Screwed Up Stories
HumorCaution: There is probably going to be several fucked up things in this book and i have no idea what im doing but have fun with these.
