Stop It l.h

0 -Doritos and Dic.ks

(A/N: I JUST STARTED WRITING SO DONT JUDGE OKAY BYE)

April's POV

Summer went by quick. Too quick. School starts tomorrow, and I can't decide what to watch on Netflix so I decide to text my best friend Ashton.

Me: yo come over I can't choose what to watch on Netflix.

Ashton: can't I have to fix my stuff for tomorrow :(

Me: PLEASE MOM'S NOT HOME IM BORED

Ashton: WHY DONT YOU JUST COME OVER INSTEAD

Me: YOU ASKING THE LAZIEST PERSON ON EARTH TO WALK A MILE IS LIKE ASKING A PIG TO FLY.
PIGS CAN'T FLY ASH.

Ashton: fineee il come over. BUT BY THE TIME I GET THERE DORITOS BETTER BE ON THE FUC.KING COUNTER.

Me: bish theyre in my hands HA.

Ashton: -_-

Me: c:

I put my phone down and continued to scroll through Netflix.

I smiled as I heard Ashton's famous knock (its the Mario bros theme song, don't ask) sound through the living room. I got up and opened the door, revealing a tall, curly brown haired Ashton Irwin. We met when I was 8 he was dribbling a soccerball around the street, and I went up to him and asked "You're cute. Wanna be my boyfriend?"

"WHERE ARE MY DORITOS?"

I giggled as I pat my stomach "in here HEHE."

"I DID NOT DRIVE ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TO NOT HAVE DORITOS."

"DO YOU NOT REMEMBER YOU TOOK ME TO GO BUY 3 BAGS OF DORITOS YESTERDAY?"

"I THOUGHT YOU WOU-"

"Hush child help me choose a movie in Netflix."

"I have to fix my stuff though..."

"You can fix your stuff while I watch a movie."

"Fineee."

We decided on Peter Pan, considering it is the bomb movie, after all. I was halfway through the movie when suddenly Ashton's phone rings.

"What would you do if Michael came over too?"

"I'd probably fu.ck him."

I start laughing uncontrollably as Ashton's face goes from peaceful to terrified.

"I WAS JOKING OH LORD I NEED AIR HAHAHA."

"So he can come over?"

"Sure."

About 30 minutes later, someone starts to knock on the door. I open it and am greeted by a red headed giant hovering over me.

"Hey Micheeeeeeelle." I tell him while he enters the house.

"My name is not Michelle, it's Michael. Say it with me, MI-CHAEL. Ive told you this a thousand times before, May."

"My name is not May, it's April. Say it with me, A-PRIL." I mock Michael as he rolls his eyes.

"Where are the Doritos?"

I look around the couch to find Ashton asleep, and underneath him I see a small corner of a red bag. I point to it, but Michael doesn't notice, so I flick his arm to get his attention.
"Oww what was that fo- ASHTON THAT LITTLE SON OF A BIT.CH"

"SHHH DONT WAKE HIM UP I WANNA GET REVENGE FOR CRUSHING THE DORITOS." I whisper-shout at Michael.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I whisper towards him.

"Youre thinking about pizza too?"

Michael faces me, with hope in his eyes.

"No, I'm wondering where the markers are at." I smirk at Michael as he catches on.

"Ohhhhhhh." He returns the smirk, if thats even possible.

We go up to my room, and start looking for markers as I find a box under my bed.

"Permanent marker or washable?" I ask Michael as I pull the box out.

"Permanent marker because he destroyed my dream along with my Doritos." I awed.

"What was your dream?"

"To eat Doritos."

I roll my eyes as I head out the door with 2 black markers in my hands.

When we were finished, Ashton had a dic.k on his forehead, 2 on each cheek, one on his chin and a dic.k with a hat and a smiley face on his nose. I checked the time and noticed it was 10 PM so I decided to wake him up, telling him to wake up.

"Get your as.s up, it's 10."

"No."

"Get up or Michael and I will carry you off of this dam.n couch."

"Fine."

"Michael you too."

"Alright see you at school tomorrow May."

"MY NAME IS NOT MAY ITS APRIL YOU DIC.K" I started giggling at the joke I made and Michael started smirking.

Once Ashton got up, he didn't bother checking the mirror what-so-ever, so he went through the door with dic.ks all over his face. As he was going down the driveway, my mom was going up the driveway and started laughing when she saw his face.

"A hat? Really?"

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A/N: THIS IS SO BAD IM SORRY KDOFHEK

- Carolyn