"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together."
"Cute. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile."
"Copier. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet bum"
"Creep. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Adorable but old. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."
"You make me laugh. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out."
"Would work on a surgeon. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day."
"Oh my gosh... There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, they have not been in your arms."
"You win."
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Flower On The Sidewalk
Short Story"I hate you." "I love you..." "I hope you die!" "I am..." "Go to hell!" "I don't want to..." "...." "...."
