Truth or dare? 1

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Me: I dare... You all too say who you would marry, kiss and kill!
Start with you Aries.

Aries: I would marry Me for being hot, kiss Libra because she/he is hot and i cant kiss myself and kill me cause I'm mad!

Taurus: I would marry fo-

Me: A ZODIAC SIGN PLEASE!?

Taurus: FINE! FOOD HATER! Now as i was saying i would marry food for being tasty, kiss Cancer cause she's a type of chicken a-

Cancer: Hey! Don't be rude!

Taurus: And kill Cancer for yelling at me!

Gemini: I'd marry... Pisces cause she/he would't be mean, kiss Aries cause he's/she's hot and kill Scorpio cause he's/she's such a loner.

Cancer: I would marry...

Taurus:*waits for Cancer to say his/her name*

Cancer: Leo, i would marry Leo.

Taurus: *looks down sadly*

Cancer: I would kiss... Taur-- Aquarius.

Taurus: *looks up at Cancer sadly*

Cancer: *looks over at Taurus* And kill...

Taurus: *just waits for his\her name to come*

Cancer:..... Me.

Everyone: *gasps*

Cancer: I'd kill me for not..... Uh? Yeah i'd kill me.

Leo: I'd marry Cancer cause she's/he's adorable and she's kinda brave in a sort of way, kiss Pisces cause she/he is nice and kill Libra for being so damn boring.

Libra: Your so mean i'm right in front of you!

Virgo: I'd marry Capricorn cause she/he is hilarious, kiss Capricorn cause i would never cheat on her/him and kill Aries for being angry.

Aries: HEY IM NOT ANGR-- I mean i am not angry. *says calmly*

Libra: I'd marry Leo cause he's/she's hot, kiss Leo cause i'd never cheat and kill Leo for killing me.

Leo: I had a very good reason.

Scorpio: I'd marry Pisces, kiss Pisces and kill Aquarius.

Aquarius: Why?

Scorpio: 1 i hate everyone 2 i hate you 3 you stole my gir-- I MEAN! I hate you.

Sagittarius:: I'd marry Cancer cause she's/he's hot, kiss Cancer cause she's/he's hot and kill Cancer cause she's/he's hot.

Cancer: *looks at Sagittarius weirdly* What?

Capricorn: I'd marry Virgo for marrying me, kiss Virgo for marrying me and kill Aries for being angry.

Aries: Why does everybody hate me?

Everybody: BECAUSE YOUR ANGRY!

Aries: Am i angry now?

Everybody: YES!

Aries: Really?

Everybody: YE-- uh? No.

Aquarius: Marry Pisces cause she's/he's hot, kiss Pisces cause i would never cheat on her/him and kill Scorpio cause i hate him.

Pisces: I'd marry Aquarius for marrying me...

Scorpio: *looks down sadly*

Pisces: Kiss Scorpio..

Scorpio: *looks up and blushes*

Pisces: And kill Aries for being angry

Aries: *rolles eyes*

Me: That's it for now please remember to comment the dare that you want and i'll see you later!

Everyone: Bye!

Taurus: I was actually gonna say i would kill pickles for being sour and salty.

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