Choji:
Aries: Another one?
Taurus: He's got a good sense of food.
Gemini: Ew.
Cancer: You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, even if it's bigger than the shelf it came with.
Leo: DUDE, HE'S FAT!!
Virgo: Uh?
Libra: HE NEEDS A DIET!! And a big one to.
Scorpio: Cool, a walking bed.
Sagittarius: COOL, A MEATBALL!!
Capricorn: Dude, it's Taurus!
Aquarius: What is that?
Pisces: ...