Once again I'm tossed back into the bland concrete cell with iron bars and a bullet proof pane of glass hiding me inside.
Not long after my new psychologist arrives.
" Hello Harley my name is Dr. Napier"
Oh great another stuck up snob as my doctor.
But you know what he isn't half bad looking he's actually pretty decent.
"Well why don't we start off by you telling me your real name Harley."
Well let's see now why would I tell him that, oh I have an idea.
"Well you see doc I think it's only fair if you tell me something about yourself sos that I know that I can trust ya!" I say partially giggling.
"Ok fine my name is Jack I live alone and I work here, I went to collage and I'm currently dating someone named Girl Kopski , and now I believe it's now your turn Ms Quinn."
Hahaha he's even a little funny perfect.
" ok doc sos ya see I'm in here because I robbed the bank and I held the maya captive for his penthouse."
" Ok it's good. To know that we're making some progress, but I think you should tell me why you are the way you are."
Ok yea this is gonna be a breeze I think to myself.
"Well ya see doc when I was a child I always wanted to make people smile... And my mamma didn't like that one bit, sos one night she took all her anger out on me and puts a razor in ma mouth."
As I take a talkin break I sees that doc over there is starting ta cry.
"Sos as I was sayin she puts a razor in ma mouth and she starts ta say "why so serious clown " sos by this point I'm shakin half ta death. Before I could even flinch she cut both sides of ma cheeks open with tha blade."
By this point he just stared at me and was looking very shocked.
"Wow Harley I'm so sorry I had no ide.."I cut him off by planting a big kiss on his face.
