My Crappy, Bundled Up One-Shots

"You fucking dick!" - Poofless

i nearly quit writing this at first, whoops. huge thanks to spoopyendergirl on tumblr for helping me with this!

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Rob and Preston were lying lazily on their couch while checking their phones and messing with each other. Rob head was lain across Preston's lap.

"Rob, you're a Canadian right? Why haven't you treated me to ice skating yet? You know, like they do in the movies!" Preston chuckled absent-mindedly, not actually meaning anything harmful.

"Thing is, well you see Preston. I- uh," Rob stuttered, cheeks flushing red.

This, now, caught Preston's attention. "What Robert? You admitting that you never loved me?" He clutched his heart with an insulted look.

"No, it's nothing serious!" Rob defended hastily.

"If it's nothing big then why don't you tell me?" Preston pressured, leaning closer to Rob, "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad?" He nudged Rob with his shoulder.

"It's just that," he hesitated, "I can't ice skate," Rob said with a quiet voice, looking down.

Preston's eyes widened as Rob cowered, waiting for the incoming onslaught.

"I can't believe this! You, a proud Canadian, cannot ice skate. That being completely necessary for hockey, a sport you frequently watch and enjoy," Preston said, laughing hysterically.

"Stop it Preston!" Rob whined, looking down.

"Look at me, a Texan, I can ice skate. Then you, a scrawny little Canadian, can't skate. Such a shame to your country!" Preston joked.

Rob's eyes slowly filled with tears. He tried to blink them away but to no avail.

"First you can barely swim, now you can't ice skate? Is there anything you can actually do?" Preston snickered.

Tears were flowing freely down Rob's face now. He was having a hard time silencing his sobs. He gripped the hem of his shirt tightly.

This always happened, what made this different from the others? Why was he crying? Normally, whenever Preston would give him the same treatment, he would just laugh and play along.

Preston continued, in his opinion, his harmless rant. He was getting a great kick out of it too.

"Jesus Rob, sometimes I don't even know why you are my boyfriend you kn-"

"Would you mind cutting it the fuck out? This is getting quite annoying now!" Rob seethed, interrupting Preston.

It was only then that Preston noticed Rob's tear stained face. His face was contorted in hurt, anger and confusion.

"Rob, I-" Preston stuttered.

"I am sick of the way that you treat me, Preston! You always mock me for whatever I do wrong and I have to suck it up or else the cycle repeats!" Rob shouted while sobs threatened to rise from his throat.

Rob tried to get up in a fit of rage, only to be pulled back by Preston.

"Let go of me!" Rob sobbed as he tried to pull away from Preston again.

Preston managed to pull his squirming partner onto his lap so that he was facing away from him. He placed chaste kisses on his neck in an attempt to calm him down.

"Rob, oh my god, I am so sorry. I never knew my stupid comments would've affected you this badly. You don't even deserve me Rob," he murmured. His eyes filled with tears, "I am so fucking stupid! I can't believe I made you cry! I-"

Preston paused his outburst and lifted his lips from his neck in an attempt to hold back his sob. He grit his teeth in pain as he stared at Rob's tear streaked face; who, even in this state, managed to make Preston fall head over heels for him.

Preston managed to lift him up so that he was facing him. Rob looked up at him in guilt.

"Don't apologise. It's my fault for being such a bitch. I should be able to handle th-"

"Shut up! This is not your fault. You have every right to be upset at me. I was such a dick to you. I just never knew how to really express my love for you, so my brain decided the best way was to make fun of you. I now know how wrong I was."

Preston cupped Rob's face in his hands and stared right into his eyes.

"Rob, I now beg for your forgiveness. You have every right to leave me without a blink of an eye. But please, hear me out," Preston pleaded.

Rob pressed a kiss onto Preston's lips with a mumbled, "I forgive you."

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never hurt the robert or i will kill you

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