Sealand's Man Diary

I HAVE A SONG TOO!!

Dear Diary,

So last weekend at the world conference I was having a great time with Russia! I always wanted a older brother and now I feel like I got one! It was going so well until Belarus came and "rescued Russia from me" I was shocked! I was just enjoying time with a fake brother and she has to ruin it for me! Russia said I am his friend! He told me to play with him so Belarus can't see him. He he he..... I know Russia does not like Belarus......

I started becoming very angry and started charging to her across the room. I run very fast so I catched up with her..... Things got a lot worse after that. She started to insult me!

She said "You're not even a country!
I started to tear up and and and CRIED LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!
I said I HAVE TWO SONGS AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE and THAT IS A DUO WITH YOUR SISTER. HAHA I GET MY OWN SONG! HA HA I AM BETTER THAN YOU! I say as I try to hold in my tears...... I went to Mama-Finland to cry on his lap...... Belarus came to me and totally ignored me. Russia came to comfort me, but I will NEVER EVER EVER forgive Belarus. She is my enemy.......

~Sealand

P.S. Ok see Belarus if you see this somewhere YOU ARE MY ENEMY AND YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER CHANGE THIS BACK! If you try to befriend me than I put cake up your nostrils!