The twins of Shippuden naruto fan fiction

Back in the Village

I woke up to the sun shining in my eyes and decided to take a nice warm shower to awaken my senses.

 I put vanilla bean shampoo in my hair,

scrubbed,and rinsed out. I scrubbed my body with vanilla smelling soap and rinsed out.

 I turned off the shower and wrapped a fluffy white towel around my body. 

As soon as I came out of the shower I saw these guys with clocks that has red clouds 

imprinted on them standing outside my bathroom door. 

So how ya doin I asked casually. Milliana Uzumaki we are here to capture u said the tall one that kinda sounds like my ex-boyfriend. 

Oh boo hoo you want to capture me. 

That is correct said the other tall man that looks like a fish. Well that's not gonna happen so I am gonna kindly ask you to leave my hotel room.

 Unfortunately they grabbed me by my head and said  

"u better come with us or there will be consequences. 

I kicked them both in the balls and they both let go.

 Then I figured out who these people were. No way your Itachi and Kisame. 

Well looks like someone knows their people. 

What are you doing hear I asked impatiently.Like we said before kid we are taking you. 

No way fuck off!!! Well looks like we'll have to take you by force. 

Then itachi tried to use his sharingan on me but it didn't work. 

Hn why isn't my genjutsu working on u? he asked. 

Sorry I'm use to it pretty boy I sang. 

He glared at me and tried to use Amatersu but i poofed away before the flames can touch me. 

I landed outside of Konoha gates spotting the two famous guards who are sleeping on the job.