just to let you know before you read this i am not a retard i was just bored out of my mind.
Hello i am Haley or horsesroc on wattpad and i will be writing about you and your guinea pig while it is in the teens. First of all they are going to have boyfriends, I know it is hard to see your guinea pig all grown up and off ball room dancing but just sit down give your piggy i fresh strawberry and talk and learn about this "boy piggy". Get to know some good facts about him. Second of all KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ROMANCE NOVALS!!!!!!!!!! all they will think about is love and hunky vampires and were wolves now we do not want that!!!. Third of all don't i said DON'T get in between the BF and the GF! they will go all Romeo and Juliet on you and you will be hated for a good amount of time!
Well i hope this will be good advise for you and your piggy!