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Dare 27-from cypherio344555

A/N: sorry I haven't been updating... I've been busy with school, heat and stress. I'm so very sorrah... And I'm trying a New writing style! Anyways let's get to It!

"Ugh... I have to go shopping today!" I whined, not in the mood to go anywhere today. But we're almost out of food, and I promised Springy I'll take him somewhere. I hate life.
"KIBBLES WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!" Yelled Mike, and he seemed panicked. I hate mornings...
"IN MY FLIPPING ROOM YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!" I replied, more like shouted back at him. I was on my bed, Springy laying beside Me and was fast asleep. He had a nightmare last night, so he slept with sissy. Aka, Me. I hate waking up... And I don't think that's going to change anytime soon. A brotato flew around my room and Mike ran in, gotta love those majestic flying brotatoes.
"A brotato flew around my room before you came, Mike." I said, like I always say to random trespassers.
"Now's not the time for your stupid potatoes, Vincent is sick!" Mike almost screamed, and Springtrap woke up from it and started to cry. He hates waking up two, just like me!
"Then babysit him while I go shopping, baka!" I yelled back, and Mike had a WTF look on his face.
"Did you just yell at me?" Mike asked, a tad scared because I don't yell that often.
"Yes, yes I did." I replied and picked up Springtrap, and he calmed down at my touch. I walked out of the room holding Springtrap, and Mike just stood there confused.
"What does that girl think she's doing?" Mike asked himself before going downstairs, and that's where he picked up the little baby murderer. Vincent let him carry him, only because he really didn't want to be napping on the floor. Mike hated babysitting, and he just hates children. Vincent likes babysitting only to kill the children and run for his life, and he just loves stabbing kids. You would've thought two guys with the same dislikes would get along... But that's where your wrong.
"I'm leaving now!!!! I'm taking Spring with me!!!!" I yelled over to Mike, still carrying my little brother and he was chewing on my keys.
"Okay!" Mike replied, then I heard someone slap the other and Mike yelp. Vincent probably slapped him... It happens a lot. I walked out and went to my Jeep, and we drove off to le mall!
~Now Mike's POV, let the nightmares begin~
I heard Kibbles drive off, that's bad and good. I saw that we didn't have bread, therefore no toast. Vincent whimpered when he saw this, and now it's time for torcher. I sat Vincent down in a chair and got out some baby food. Haha, I can make him eat this! Vincent whimpered when he saw what was in my hand, and I could tell he knew I liked torchering him. I sat down next to him and he threw the food at me, and it stung my eyes. I wonder what fun Kibblez is having, I'm running around screaming because I have baby food all over My face and in my eyes.
~Back to the autho- I mean my POV!~
Shopping with Springtrap is amazing! He made friends so easily it wasn't funny! Now I have some free food, new clothes and alot of people falling in love with my brothers cuteness.
"He's so cute!" Some random stranger said and followed us around, and I had to stop in place because Springtrap was getting scared of her.
"Excuse me, who are ya?" I asked and she giggled.
"I'm Kaida, nice to meet you two." She said and smiled.
"I'm Kibblez and I'm the wri-" I was cut off by a bunch of fanboys gasping.
"ITS KIBBLEZ FAZBEAR!!!!!!" they screamed and I had to run for it, I wonder what Mikes dealing with.
~Mike's pov :3~
I'm now dealing with a sleeping Vincent, and I'm cleaning up his mess. Its hard taking care of him, but I found out we had common interests. We both hate kids and the animatronics! Great, huh?
"Miiiike?" I heard a faint, sick response from the poor kid relaxing on the couch. I rushed to his side and sat beside him, they might be little but they know what people my age know.
"What's wrong Vinny?" I asked, and got puked on in reply. Stupid flu, making him puke on me. I wiped his mouth and covered him in a blanket, then went to my room to get changed for the 15th time today. I'm running outta clothes, and I'm now wearing a hoodie that Spring made me, and some sweatpants that match it perfectly. Springtrap made hoodies for everyone, and they all matched their Animatronic form. Apparently, I'm ment to be a dog but got stuffed into Freddy. I like the fandom, and Kibblez' brother. He's a sweetheart, and I like that. Don't tell me I just said that in a book, didn't I? Great, now the public will know that I have a soft side. I hate being famous, you never have a secret to yourself. I went back out to Vincent and I saw that he fell asleep, so I laid him on my lap and watched the news. I'm such a good babysitter, aren't I? I took his temperature and saw that his temperature was rising agian, and Kibblez isn't going to like this. Shouldn't she be home by now? Meh, I'm too lazy to get my phone. Its in my other pants, which are covered in puke with other puke-stained pants and shirts on top of that. Yup, I love my life. I bet Phone Guy and his buddy, Phone Dude, are spamming my phone right now. Perfect life right here. Vincent chewed on my hand in his sleep, but I'm fine with that. I'm used to having people chew on my hand, because I chew on my own hand when I'm very nervous. Its a weird habbit, but I don't do it anymore. I guess I'm never nervous, or emotional. Everyone says I'm an emotionless freak with raccoon eyes, well everyone but my very few friends. Kibblez always says I'm full of potential, Spring says I'm smart and should get a job as a scientist, and Vincent says I should be his dad until he dies, agian. I don't understand that purple guy, but he's a really good friend when you get to know him. I gently picked him up and went to my room and got my phone, which woke him up when it rang. I answered my phone and went back to the living room, and I think Kibblez was in war. Oh god, what did she do this time?!
~my POV ~
Me and Loni were battling against fanboys, yeah I found Loni at the Pineapple store and looking at weirdly shaped pineapples. She's so random, so I wouldn't ask. Did I mention that Springtrap was sobbing to death in my arms? Did I also mention that I was on the phone with Mike?If not, then I just did.
"MIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEE" I screamed into the phone, and he hushed me.
"Put a sock in it, Vinnys sleeping." He said, and Springtrap started to scream.
"MIKE HELP ME!!!! SPRING ISNT FEELING GOOD EITHER AND IM BEING CHASED!!!!!!!" I yelled as Springtrap cried loudly, and I was happy that he did because everyone stopped and covered their ears, and I escaped from the mess.
"We'll be home soon, Spring. Just hang in there buddy." I soothed my sick brother, only getting a sneeze in response.
"Who was screaming over there?!" Mike asked over the phone, and I smiled.
"It was Spring, he hates being in the middle of things, especially when he's sick." I say, and Mike agreed. I got Spring in the car, and he feel asleep after I made sure he was buckled in. Then I packed away our crap that was somewhat stolen, and went home. I sang along to the raido and reached back to hold my brother's tiny, little paw. He grabbed onto me and quietly slept, making me smile as I sang. I didn't mention that I can steer a car with one hand, right? (A/N: inr I'm learning how to drive a car this summer, so yeah I can't drive today XD) Well if I forgot, I can drive a car with one hand. I held onto my brothers paw like it was the only time I can grab it, and drove home. After we got home, I carried Spring to bed along with Vincent. And that was the end of Mike's babysitting dare.
So sorry I haven't been updating but here's something for ya! Plz enjoy and leave good dares for meh and meh crew!
Goodbye my little cupcakes! Have a derptastic day!