Bf: Hey babe!
Gf: Yeah?
Bf: I gotta tell you something
Gf: Its 3:38am...
Bf: take it seroisly..
Gf: what ?
Bf: I am Batman
Gf: you're drunk, aren't you ?
Bf: yeah...
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Boy texted his dad
Boy: I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY ?
Boy: coz we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may broke my bone but words hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw my book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad: lol that's my boy
That's actually weird dad I thought he will get angry but he didn't ? How's that even possible ?!
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