*teacher walks in class*
Teacher : stand up girls !
*students stands up*
Teacher : how are you ?
Students : fine thank you and you
Me: not fine thank you and not youIts bad idea to try it, I say it every time but in low voice
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Friend : HIIIII! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I DIDNT SEE YOU IN YEARS
Me : ?, its been 37 hours.....
Friend : really ? I thought it been so many yearsSorry for short jokes but theres more going on !

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