23 March 2020

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Phil,

Honestly, I'd tell you you're acting like an asshole. I'd say you're a twat for turning the tables and ignoring me, but I did the same, so I can't say shit.

I'm sorry, okay? What more can I do? I can't confront you, because I don't even know your address. I don't know if you live in a flat or in a house.

Whatever.

From,
Dan Howell

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