"Man, you want some?" Roman asked slowly as if he was about to fall asleep. Dean, Seth, Finn, and himself thought it would be a good idea to hit the bar after taping Smackdown.
"No, I told your drunk ass five times I wasn't going to drink! I'm the designative driver. Again." Seth sighed. He was bored but he wanted to make sure his friends get to the hotel safely. Finn slapped his hand against the table in rage. His glass was empty. How dare someone drink the rest of his liquor!
"W-who did it?" Seth rolled his eyes as the drunk Irish started to say some random Japanese crap. "Who did what Balor? This time slowly; and in English." Finn grunted as he held his empty glass up.
"Someone drunk my"
Burp
"drank!"
Roman let out a deep chuckle. "Finn ya drunk! You dranked it all yourself fool. Duh."
Roman folded his arm and layed his head down. As soon as he closed his eyes, "NOPE. Wake up Reigns. Your not going to sleep too. Finn wake Dean up off the floor. We're leaving." Why was Dean on the floor? Simple. It was 3:48 am and they've been here since 9:00 pm. Dean drunk a whole bottle of vodka and passed out. Finn thought Dean would be more comfortable on the floor so he not so gently pushed Dean out his chair with his big grey combat boot.
Ugh
Finn rolled his eyes as he stood up. It took him a couple trys but he finally did it. Finn dragged his light weight body over to Dean.
"Dean. Dean. Dean. Dean."
"Damnit Finn! Would you stop saying his name and wake him up?!" Seth said frustrated. He was trying his best to make the 265 pound Samoan get up.
Finn looked at Dean. The blonde was layed out like a starfish. Drool slipped out the side of his slightly opened mouth. Balor let out an obnoxious laugh. Seth looked over at him. Seriously? Seth walked up to the bartender and asked for a glass of water. The man behind the counter smirked and handed him a glass of water with ice. He knew what Seth was about to do. Of course he would have to clean it up later, but he didn't care.
Seth marched over to Dean and push Finn out the way. The brunette frowned as he almost fell on the floor. Seth ignored him and squatted down to Dean's level. He knew the water wouldn't just wake him up. Seth reached his tan hand out and covered Deans nose and mouth so he can't breathe. The man started to move his head around as he tried to shake off Seth's hand.
Seth quickly let go and poured the water on Dean's face. He quickly sat up and looked around. Everyone was laughing. Even Roman, who was half asleep.
"That was the wettest dream I ever had." Dean said seriously. He was still drunk.
And Confused.
"Yeah, Yeah. Now come on." Seth said wiping Dean drool off the palm of his hand onto the back of Roman's shirt. A naive Roman thought he was giving him a pat on the back. He smiled big.
"Awe, thanks buddy!" Roman slurred. Seth let out a quiet Dumbass and grabbed Roman and Finn's hand. He was trying to get them all out of there quickly as humanly possible. Each person,except Seth, gave the man 300 dollars when they first came. It was supposed to cover their dranks for the night. Seth wasn't so sure it would be enough when the men started ordering the more expensive dranks.
"Wait up!" Dean yelled as he picked his drunk body up off the ground. He grabbed two giant vodka bottles and chased after the others. He almost tripped about 3 times.
Seth unlocked the doors to the rental van. Dean got in first and layed across the second row of seats with a happy sigh. The car was spacey and comfortable. Finn did the same and layed across the front row.
