A hypnotic light

Totally not a hangover...

WARNING: was not grammar/spell checked.

Len POV (it's one day from when she and Naruto escaped that cave)

    Yawwn. Time to wake up... Again. Wait why am I in a house. I quickly looked around. Orange... Orange jump suits... The floor, is a-- wait where is the floor?
    I realized I was upside down, and looked around. Oh, this must be... I looked around and saw ramen on the counter. Then on the sink. Hmph must be naruto's house.
    I heard someone humming.
    "Hmm hmmmmm hm hm hmmmm!" Hummed someone, although it gave the place a homely feel, it was off key.
    I peeked over the couch again to notice Naru walk out of his room, still humming.
    They say practice makes perfect, but this ones a lost cause.
    Naruto picked a couple of cups of ramen, and opened one of them, filling it with water. He stuck it in a pan on the stove. Naru started the stove burner, and left it to boil. He looked around himself, as if checking if he was being followed, and tip toed to me. I pretended to be asleep, and looked at me. He stared at me for a bit, then poked me.
Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.
    As he was about to poke me again, but as he was, I snapped my mouth around his hand, causing him to wine.
    "Owwweeeee!" He shouted, trying to grab his finger out.
    "Grrrrr..." I responded.
    Suddenly, he pushed it in a bit more, causing it to touch my tongue.
    "EWWWWWW!!!" I shouted at him, "Where has that thing been?!"
    He smiled and started, "Oh this? It-"
    "Don't answer that!!" I replied, screaming.
    "Fine..." He replied.
    "Aaany waaay I'm just going to wash my tongue, no scratch that, bleach it. And then I'll dab it in holy water." I replied, feeling very grossed out.
    I ended up brushing it with a spare tooth brush he had, because he had no holy water or bleach.
    "Umm... Naru.." I started.
    "Ya?" He replied.
    "Can... Can I.. Um.. Can I um... Can I hypnotize you?" I asked him, blurting it out.
    "Ok... Just don't make me do anything stupid alright?" He replied, making sure I heard the last part.
    Hm... I'll try a different method. Concentrating, I made a bright ball appear in my hand. Hm.. It's getting easier, but I haven't even practiced... Odd...
    Deciding to put my theory to the test, I moved my hand, and the light stayed on top of it, as if it was resting on my hand. I moved my hand, and it stayed atop my hand.
    "Ok, Naru follow the light," I instructed.
    "O...Kay...." He replied, dozing off as he followed the light.
    ...I didn't even have to make him relax for him to fall into a trance... I looked at him, and decided to say a few instructions.
    "Ok, first Naruto... I'm going to tell you a few commands," I stated, earning me a few nods from Naru.
    "First, jump and clap your hands." I stated calmly.
    He didn't even move a muscle. I looked at him, and repeated my self. He didn't move. I looked closer, and saw leaned in closer.... I sweat dropped, he was sleeping! That lazy bum!
    I did what any other good friend would do... Draw on his face!
    I laughed as I used sharpie marker on his face. He woke up with a start, and looked around until he saw me. I flashed him the mirror, and he screamed in horror.
    "Is this permanent?! No... Don't... No it can't be! Sharpie?!" He asked me, shouting.
    I tried and failed to laugh an evil laugh, making us both bust out laughing.
    "Maybe we can try tomorrow, you seem tired.." I explained to Naruto.
    "No, we must do it!" He shouted,
Determined, "Believe it!"
    "Naru, you look tired! Your eyes! They have bags!" I shouted at him, scolding him, but secretly scolding myself for not noticing earlier.
    "Um... No I don't!" He replied, covering his eyes.
    "Naru, why are you even tired?" I asked him.
    "I stayed up to care for you," he replied, slowly and kind of muttering, but I heard it.
    "Awwww," I shouted as I glimpsed him, "Naru that's so sweet!"
    "Y-Yeah! Believe it!" He shouted, incorporating his trademark two word phrase.
    "Well, it's now my turn for me to take care of you," I replied.
    "No! As a ninja, I can take care myself!" He replied, with a determined look on his face.
    "Ok, then take care of yourself by taking a nap and letting me clean up and do stuff." I ordered him. Besides, he cared for me, it's my turn to care for him. Although this does make me feel like a mot-
    "No wanna." Naruto
Complained, interrupting my train of thought.
    "Naru, seriously just go to sleep!" I shouted at him.
    "No!!" He shouted back at me.
    "Grrrrr...." I growled at him, royally annoyed at him.
    "Well grr to you too, I'm just going to sleep, and you can't stop me!" He said to me, pulling his blanket over him.
    I sweat dropped at his actions. Well, in the end he did what I wanted, so I guess I'm fine with that.
    Ok! Time to cook. I looked around and saw the kitchen. I walked over the counters, and opened the cabinets above. Woah! He has a lot of ingredients! We have a ramen cup, another cup of ramen, and believe it or not, another cup of ramen. I walked over to his fridge. I thought to myself. Well, he had to have some kind of stock of vegetables or something... Right?
    WRONG. A big fat wrong. I looked inside of his fridge to find, surprisingly, a carton of milk.
    Well, all we had was milk and ramen. So I did the inevitable. I grabbed the ramen on the counter, and grabbed the pan he had inside of the sink, and filled it with water. I added the ramen noodles and flavoring powder, and mixed it with a spoon I had found. As I left it to boil I thought about my situation.
    I can create an orb of energy, and it explodes. Now I wonder about that. Can I mold it? Or can stuff go through it. Is it only light to me? Or is it light to everyone else. And it seems as if it's bright, but it's not bright to me... Can I shoot it out in beams? And if I can mold it, how long does it last not attached to me... So many questions, but so very little answers. I should find this stuff out on my own. That is... After I finish eating.
    I heard a ding, and that signaled my ramen was done. It looked... Ok...ish... I had somehow burnt it. I never really was good at cooking, but somehow I got it into my head that I could make simple ramen. I walked to the stove and turned off the burner. Quickly, I held the pan, and dumped it into a bowl. Burnt or not, I had to eat it. But you know what they say, hunger is the best spice. I scooped out the first glob of noodles with a spoon, and I held it in front of me. Lot actually didn't look that bad, but looks can be deceiving. I plopped it into my mouth, but suddenly it didn't taste bad, or look bad. It tastes good. I must have had something in my water, because last I checked I could burn water.
    Quickly, I took another scoop out and stuck it into my mouth. It tasted like pure bliss. I stuck it into my mouth, spoonful after spoonful, and in not much time, it was empty. Now, Naruto was kind enough to let me sleep here, so I'm not having another ramen. But I think I should practice my energy orb thing.
    I closed my eyes and concentrated on when I summoned the orb. Each time it happened, I felt a tingly feeling at my hand. I concentrated on how I'm feeling. I concentrated on my feet, and slowly moved up. Suddenly, as I moved passed where my heart was, I felt the tingly feeling. I focused on it, and I concentrated on moving it to my hands, which suddenly glowed brightly, but it didn't hurt my eyes.
    "Hmmm... Huh...?" I heard Naruto say/grumble.
    I thought of the tingly feeling, then I moved it to my wrist. My wrist didn't glow, but now I can access the energy easier.
    I thought about the energy again, and it went to my hands, causing them to glow.
    "Hmuuuhmmm," grumbled Naruto.
    I ran into the bathroom, so that I could practice summoning it to my hands.
    After I finished practicing, I could summon the energy in two seconds (it used to take me 1 minute to summon it).
    "Len are you done yet? You've been in there for a while," asked Naruto, "..And I also need to pee."
    "Too much information Naru, and yeah I'm done, I was practicing my orb thing in here so I wouldn't wake you up." I responded, opening the door and exiting.
    He quickly waddled into the bathroom, while holding where his junk was.
    I walked around the room, and I looked outside one of his windows. And I saw the sun setting. Should I head to my apartment, or sleep over? Meh I'll have him sleep over at my apartment. After all, it's been a while.
    "Naru after you finish using the bathroom, get your stuff because we're going to my apartment, ok?" I asked/commanded him.
    "....." He was quiet.
    "Naru...?" I replied.
    "....."
    I opened the door and saw he fell asleep in a corner. Why was he even in that corner? Oh well, I'll just wake him up.
    "Naru!" I shouted at him.
    He didn't respond.
    I smacked him in the face, but as my hand was about to collide with his face, he caught it. Oh, he must be awake.
    "Naru I saw you catch that, I know you're awake," I dead panned at him.
    He let go of my hand then turned the other way.
    "Grrr..."
    "bleh snipolut safe rum foogity scoogity shoo" said Naruto in a matter of fact tone, with his hand in the air, his hand then he dropped it into himself.
    I think he's sleeping... Well, I might as well wake him up, but seriously... He must be very tired from taking care of me. I sighed, causing Naruto to wake up (REALLY?!).
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "Naruto..."
    "Yes..."
    "...SLEEPOVER AT MY APARTMENT!" I shouted out, fist bumping the air above me.
    "Yay!!!" Shouted Naruto, also fist bumping the air.
    He grabbed two cups of ramen, when I asked he said t was for in case of emergency. Naruto grabbed a pillow and blanket, and we headed to my apartment.
    "Yay, sleepover!" I shouted.
    "Yay!" Replied Naruto.
    "SHHHH" shushed the neighbors, as we walked in the hallways.
    "Rude much." I said, rolling my eyes.
    "Loud much." Said one of the neighbors, peeking his head out of the door, not even sparing a glance at Naruto.
    I wasn't in a mood to reply, so we continued walking to my apartment which was a couple of doors down...
    I stuck the key in and turned it, and it was stuck. It didn't move.
    "Oh no! The door is broken!" I screamed at Naruto.
    "Nooo!!" Shouted Naruto, getting into his knees.
    Suddenly, the door opened, and a guy stared at us.
    "EEEK! What are you doing in my house!" I screamed at him, holding my key out as a miniature sword.
    "Umm what? This is my house..." He replied to me, with a dumbfounded look.
    "No it's not! See? My key says room 211 and this one is room 213!" I shouted at him, but then looked at my key then the number next to the door.
    "Oh..." I started realizing my mistake.
    "Whoopsie!" I shouted, pushing him into his house, and closing his door.
    "Hurry! Into my room!" I shouted to Naruto, who was staring at where I pushed the guy in.
    I grabbed Naruto's hand, and dragged him to my apartment. I unlocked it and opened it as I saw the guy come out of his room, with a broom. He stared at me, then growled. I grabbed my key out of the keyhole, and slammed the door, and locked it.
    "GRRRR..." Growled the fat guy outside of our room.
    "Umm... Yay we made it!" I shouted out, and Naruto cheered with me.
    "I CAN STILL HEAR YOU NOW BE QUIET!" Shouted our neighbor.
    "EEEEEEEEE!" I screeched in horror.
    We got ready to sleep.
    "Yass I'm ready to sleepy!" I cheered, waving my arms around.
    "Nu I'm not ready to sleep," said naru, as he was putting stuff on the couch.    
    "Hurry up then!"
    "No wanna!"
    "I wasn't asking!"
    "Okay"
    "Ok"
    As Naru put the finishing touches on his make shift bed, I started cheering, and flailing my arms around. Naruto joined in too.
    "Yass! Wait why are we cheering?" Asked Naruto, flailing his arms about.
    "Because I has an idea!"
    "Oooh, do tell, do tell"
    "Er met gersh fine! Ok be prepared!... Naruto lets play truth or dare." I replied to Naruto,
    "Whaaa?!"

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Anyway, on another side note, I know most people don't read this, I know I don't. But I'm wondering if you guys would like to add some weapons to her arsenal, I personally sometimes full out don't like what the author of their fanfics give their character. Now I might turn it down. But be warned: NO KATANAS!!! Katanas are way too cliche, and yeah... You don't have to put something, but I personally like to use your guys' ideas, so you would enjoy this story a bit better. Once again, I repeat, I may reject some ideas. Also just use this part, and make a list of what you'd like to have her wield as a weapon. (I may use some of mine though)