"Yo Calum, what do you want to do next?"
"I don't know, Michael. Gaaah, I never know! There never seems to be anything to do!"
Michael rolled over so he was facing Calum.
"What do you mean? We're gods, Calum. We can do whatever we want!"
"Yeah, I know we literally live in heaven, but even perfection gets boring after a while."
"Hmmm... We could check on Luke and Ashton?"
Calum rolled his eyes. "Yeah right, they're probably making out somewhere."
"Aw come on, you know that they've repeatedly said they were both straight."
"Hey, rumors are rumors."
Michael thought hard. "Ooo, I know what we can do!"
"What exactly did you have in mind, Michael?
"We could mess with the bible again?"
"Don't you remember when we did that last time?"
"Oh yeah..."
They cast their minds back to when Michael had thought it was a good idea to change the bible and make it say it was against homosexuality.
"Yeah, that wasn't a very good idea. I can't figure out how to change it back either."
"Well at least people are becoming more accepting of them."
"Lucky for you."
"I know, I know, why don't we just go for a walk then?"
"Hmmm, OK then."
They got up from the floor of the Grand Room and walked through the entrance, ignoring the fact that there was an exit right next to it. Ronald, heaven's caretaker, frowned at them.
"Guys I've told you before, use the entrance to enter and the exit to exit."
"SUCK MY DICK!" Calum yelled. He hi-fived Michael and then they both broke into a sprint.
"Gee, so mature..." Ronald shook his head but despite it all he couldn't help the smile take over his face.
"That,..was,..so,..fun!" Michael said in between breaths.
"I know,.. right?" Calum was bent over but quickly straightened himself.
"We should totally do th- wait a second, do you hear something?"
"Hear w-" Calum was cut off by Michael.
'Michael, Calum, come here,'
"Dude, should we go?"
"I dunno Mike, seems strange."
"Don't be a loser, let's go!"
Michael grabbed Calum's hand and they sped towards the sound.
"Woah... That tree is beautiful!" Calum exclaimed.
It certainly was. The tree stood in the center of the garden, its flowers in full bloom. A lone apple hung there, perfectly red with no bruises or holes in it.
"Hey, check out that apple though."
Michael started to walk towards it but Calum stopped him.
"Wait Michael! Remember what they taught us? If it looks too good to be true, it probably is?"
"This is heaven Cal."
And with that Michael resumed walking forward, Calum just behind him.
"No Michael, you're making a mista-"
Suddenly the ground began to crumble beneath them.
"MICHAEL!" Calum tried to scream but the words didn't make it. All of a sudden they were falling. Well, Michael was.
'Falling, is this what it feels like? It feels, different. Like, I can't describe it. Am I going to die? I can't though, because I am immortal, right? Right? Right..."
Michael woke up, his back aching like a demon. A crowd of people had gathered around him. Voices came from every direction.
"Omg are you OK?"
"Did you fall from the roof?"
"Can you speak?"
Confusion flooded Michael's brain. "Where am I?" He asked, rubbing his head.
"Australia, where the kangaroos thrive!" One person proudly announced.
'Australia? It kind of rings a bell...'
"What planet is this?
"Uh, Earth. Why, are you some sort of alien?" The same proud Australian now looked confused.
'Earth? That's one of the tiniest and most insignificant planet there is in the entire universe! Why was I sent here?'
"Hey dude, you still there?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." He got up and began walking away from the crowd, much to their surprise.
"Yo dude, come back!"
The Australian ran towards Michael, causing him to turn around.
"Huh? What do you want?"
"Here's my number, call me if you need anything. I'm Novee, by the way."
Novee turned around and walked away, Michael starting at her. She had obviously gotten a haircut, but it had only enhanced her feminine qualities. He looked down at his piece of paper, shrugged, then put it in his pocket.
'Well that was eventful. Now I guess I'd better find Calum before it gets dark.'
And with that he turned around and went on his way.
Hello there!
This is my first chapter of what I hope to continue.
Please let me know if you liked it, what I can improve on and what you want to see happen.
Thanks for getting this far and I hope you enjoy what happens next!
Krt
