Random #Tangelo Scenarios

Pick up lines!

Wussup guys? Taylor is back in da house with some super cheesy pick up lines me and Mikey have said to each other. Well actually, I haven't said any, but he's... Tried... He asked me out with a pun which I guess could count as a pick up line.

He made me a heart shaped pizza and on the lid of the box wrote 'Taylor, you wanna go out with me? Or is this too cheesy?' Which really made me laugh! I was also obviously in love, blah blah blah, let's get to the pick up lines.

So when we had been going out for a little while his bros told him about pick up lines and told him to use one on me to see what I'd do. I was just leaving the lair to go get some pizza when I heard Raph say to Mikey "Okay Mikey, I'm gonna tell you how to pick up girls." Which sounded pretty strange to me.

I thought nothing of it and carried on walking, but was soon swept off my feet after hearing my boyfriends voice yell "I already know how to pick up girls! Look!" I looked up and saw Mikey with a 'I told you so face' while Raph just face palmed.

"That's' not what I meant, genius!" Mikey put me down gently so I could leave and then asked Raph "So what do you mean dude?" Boy was I in for a surprise when I got back...

That night me and Mikey were having a movie night, which was why I got the pizza. Before the movie started, my ninja vibes was telling me someone else was in here (I got them ninja vibes yo! If you get that refrence you rock!)

But I decided to shake it off like Taylor Swift and enjoy the movie. "Taylor?" Mikey said to me during the opening credits. "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs are extinct, right?" At first I was super confused, but then I realized Mikey wanted a kiss, so I gave him a quick one on the lips.

"What the heck are you doing?! Are you into idiots or something?" I heard someone say out of nowhere, and it made me jump big time! "Hey! At least I got a kiss!" Mikey said back to the voice, and I turned around to see Raph.

"Yeah dude. And besides, there are dinosaurs in museums! Duh!" I said, backing Mikey up. Raph just looked at us for a second and blinked. "Okay, I'll just leave you two to be idiots." Was all he said before he started to walk away again. The movie started at that point, so we started watching it.

Near the end I was getting super sleepy, which was weird because I'm usually hectic as heck! Mikey was getting sleepy too; he did the biggest yawn ever! I noticed he looked the other way, still yawning and stretching his arms up, and then shrugged his shoulders, still yawning and stretching his arms up.

I glanced at him with a confused face and saw a figure in the corner of the room. At first I thought it was one of Mikey's bros, but then I figured I was going loopy and looked back at the screen. Just after he did that Mikey put his arms back down and stopped yawning. He also looked kind of embarrassed, since he was blushing.

"You getting sleepy dude?" I asked softly. "Uh huh." He replied sleepily. "Me too..." I yawned. When the credits of the film started, I leaned closer to Mkey and cuddled with him and closed my eyes, thinking 'that movie was so awesome!'