-Note: In Training Camp every solider is required to have they're armors, and helmets all times. They keep their identity a secret just in case of safety issues.-
Frog: Alright maggot's, today were training our ass's to become great soldiers. We're going to sweat, work hard, learn to be smart, and become unstoppable machines! Do you get me!
People: Sr. Yes Sr.!!!!!!
Soul: Hehe work hard...
Frog: Who said that!?
Soul: I did Sr.!!
Frog: And what's so wrong about working hard maggot!?
Soul: Oh nothing, all I got to say is I be working it hard alright. "giggity."
Frog: By working hard what you mean?
Soul: Oh you know? working the shaft, working the holes, whacking the snake, empty the can, and spending a good quality time with Jimmy.
Frog: That's not what I mean by working hard maggot!
Jimmy: When was this? Soul didn't ask me to spend quality time with him?
Frog: Shut up Jimmy!!! Now I will say again this is training, not a masturbation camp. So any more questions before we start training?
Soul: Will there be cupcakes?
Frog: No there won't be! This ain't a bakery maggot!
Soul: Then would there be tacos?
Frog: No there is no tacos! This ain't a restaurant maggot!
Soul: Porn?!
Frog: Gosh darn it maggot!! When I said this is a camp for soldiers, I meant it!
Soul: So no porn?!
Frog: Aghhhhhhhhh!
(Next Scene)
Frog: Alright maggots its war time, we have been training for this. All you have done well. You made me so proud.
People: Sr. Thank you!
Frog: Now head out there and make our country proud!
Soul: Were in a country?
Frog: Shut up maggot! You're the first person that should deserve to die!
Soul: Does that mean I am your number one solider?
Frog: No! You're the number one solider I don't want to be within war, but sadly I have to deal with it!
Soul: So that means I am special! Yay I am number one!
Frog: Gosh darn it! I wish you were in the other side of the team so I can kill you first!
Soul: Yay I am an enemy threat!
Jimmy: Sr. Just let him have this moment he won't stop.
Frog: That's true jimmy.
Soul: Hehe won't stop....
Frog: Stop it with the dirty jokes!
(Next Scene)
Frog: We got wrecked!!!!
Soul: Hehe I would say that it went smashing! EH...EH??
Frog: Shut up! You are in more fault then anyone in the group!
Soul: How am I in fault?
Flashing back where the war was happening. While soldier's are being shot to bits. Soul pulls out a microphone and speakers and start's singing.*
Soul: I can show you the world!!!Shiny Shivers!!!
Frog: .....Were dying here!....Damit Soul get your ass over here!!!
{Right now}
Soul: Well I was trying to make the mood perfect for the war.
Frog: I swear maggot, I am going to ugh!!!!!
Soul: Hehe so it was....
Frog: Don't say it!
Soul: A night to remember.
Frog Switched teams temporality, while shooting only soul.
Soul: So worth it!!!!
(End chapter. To be continued.)
By SueBaka (:
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(Baka Heishi)
FanfictionStory line: Many years ago war was everyone's solutions of domination, freedom, or control. Many lives have been lost during the time. Now in this generation, every country has best decided to solve their differences by using video game simulators t...
