Frog: Alright maggots! Its war time again! This time our enemies will be different, they're going to be better us, make us cry, and make us feel shameful, but aye this is war! Let's do our best to win!
People: Sr. Yes Sr.!!!!!
Frog: Now lets go!!!
{Everyone heads out}
Frog: Wait... Where's soul?!
Dramatic entrance. A fog comes out of nowhere as soul epically comes out wearing white colored women panties on his head and crotch, even a bra to match the style. While singing.
Soul: DU DUDU! DU DU DUUUUUUUUUU! DU DUDU DU DUUUUUU!!!!!!
Frog: Why are you wearing women under garments!!!!?
Soul: Question why aren't you?
Frog: That doesn't answer my question on why are you wearing that shit!
Soul: Don't question my method! I am doing this in the blaze of glory!!!
Frog: One more Question? Is that your wife's undergarments?
Soul: Haha.....yes...I am so boned when I get home. *Looks down with disappoint*.
Frog: *Thinks in his mind* Well the way it looks like his wife does have common sense. I give her props that she is able to deal with this idiot.
Soul: But let's forget about that and head to war!!!
Frog: *Knee's on ground while yelling out* were so boned!
(Next Scene)
{The group already in war and it is 11 to 10, they are at the last few minutes.}
Frog: Were almost at a win! Keep fighting maggots!!!
Soul: So if we win does that make us wieners!? Eh...Eh? I made a Weiner joke.
Frog: Gosh darn it Soul! Take it serious!!
Ten seconds left, as Soul was going to jump at the last solider, an un-expecting turn happens. A solider aim's at Soul, Frog notices and as he runs to protect Soul, Jimmy comes in out of nowhere and shields Soul. As they shot Jimmy, Soul took the last blow to the other solider and they won.
Frog: Jimmy!!!! Why!!!!? You could have left Soul dead!!!!
{Game 12 - 11}
*Jimmy responds*.
Jimmy: Sr. I am alive. You know this is a game simulator right? No one can't die in this game.
Frog: Oh yeah. I forgot. *Looks at Jimmy* Wait! Why are you wearing under garments!!!?
Jimmy: Soul paid me 50 bucks to do this too.
Soul: Yes and I would say he did it fabulously!
{Replay's on where Jimmy barely got shot}
Frog: Your face was so serious when you did that.
Soul: He did do well with those pink colored panties.
Frog: I just don't know anymore... I am happy, excited but yet disappointed on our win.
Soul: So in some way you're excited! Oh you naughty guy! I didn't know you were that turned on by Jimmy.
Frog: Shut up! I wasn't! I don't go that way!
Jimmy: Oh good I was worried because I was going to straight off reject you Sr.
Soul: Oh don't worry Sr. there is always more fish in the sea.
Frog: Maggots I am married!
Soul: So? It doesn't mean anything. Maybe you want a little spice in you're....
Frog: Don't say anything or else I put you in the trash can!
Soul: Pickle Jar. Hehe.
Frog puts Soul in the trash can and writes in the flag *fagot* attached to his panties.
Soul: Worth... every... word.
(End Chapter. To be Continued.)
By SueBaka (:
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(Baka Heishi)
FanfictionStory line: Many years ago war was everyone's solutions of domination, freedom, or control. Many lives have been lost during the time. Now in this generation, every country has best decided to solve their differences by using video game simulators t...
