LOL SOME PUNS
Barad-dûr was brought down despite the fact that they always kept an eye out...
I like the name Sauron. Sauron... it has got a nice ring to it.
Sauron has apparently become sore from hanging at Barad-dûr and will install cushions. They will call them eyePads.
Treebeard needs to get to the root of the problem with the Entwives. Or am I barking up the wrong tree here?
It must be difficult for Gimli to do anything at any length.
Gandalf walks into a bar. The bartender says "good, we could use some more staff here"
Never let Frodo near a boxing match, he'll only try to destroy the ring.
