after louis is died (lol rip in peace), i missed his green orbs
then snayn (snail zayn) came slithering back into mah lyf <3
"zayn is that you" i giggled
"no its snayn (snail zayn)" he smirked with his snorbs (snail orbs)
"lol zayn what happened to you" i said like i wasnt there even though bc im so authentic and you gotta ask questions to live your most authentic self <3
"perrie turned me into a snail shes an evil sorceress and a dragon" he smirked
"lol that sounds inzayn" i giggled as my orbs changed color
then perrie the dragon came back and roasted snayn (literally and figuratively lol look at my authentic vocab)
"FEEL MY WRATH INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL" perrie the dragon breathes fire at me but i run away lol
i almost trip and fall but luckily mr. kiahora is there to catch me when i fall <3
"hello" he smirks with his beautiful dark brown orbs (like zayn lol rip in peace)
"hi" i giggle
"i love you marry me ashley" mr. kiahora asks
"lol no sorry gotta blast" and i run away
as im running i bump into another guy
"im -- JOOOOHN CENA" he says
"lol okay"
"jk my name is hikaru" he smirks "im super mischievous and beautiful" he smirks through his orbs, "marry me ashley"
"lol no" he was super mischievous and beautiful but i giggle and keep running bc perrie is still lowkey after me
i stop when i get to a street corner in front of a high school called ouran high. i giggle. but perrie the dragon is still behind me and i fall into dennys diner where bob duncan works but that girl roxy also works there too so ew
"the sauce is too......................................................thin" roxy complains as i run into dennys but my savior bob literally chops her so lol rip in peace
i have to run up to the roof of dennys bc perrie wont stop chasing me lol
A attempt to hide for cover under a pancake table, but to no avail. I know that Perrie's flames of animosity will forever follow me and will never truly be extinguished. I know that despite how trivial we make our pursuits out to be, we will still care deep down inside. I truly feel sorry for Perrie. She will never be able to truly except unrequited love, and will be weighed down with such a burden her whole life. We are only able to truly let go once we accept our past, a lesson that Perrie has not yet learned and never will. Her tenacity will keep pulling her back again and again, defying the precious, sands of time as they spill back into their respective halves, erasing their tentative progress. The same feeble sands that slip through fingers only to become lost once again in the merciless roar of obliteration below. Time may be free, but it is priceless in the end. i think yolo so i giggle and jump off the roof
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i scream as i plummet towards the sidewalk
"ive got you" i look down and see a pair of orbs in the wind lifting my wings up as i reach the ground
"omg you saved me <3" i say and giggle
"no problem ashley im sawyer" omg hes so beauts
"will you marry me ashley"
"of course sawyer ur the wind beneath my wings <3"
"ur so authentic ashley ily"
"ik lol"
"i have loved you since we were 18"
"haha ik"
so i married sawyer <3333
