"did someone say oblivion" a voice smirks and i turn to see a pair of brown orbs that are supposed to be blue lol thats right i read the book ur all #fakefans
i could never be a #fakefan bc im too authentic <3 authenticity is mah lyf <3
it was augustus waters.
"omg augustus waters is that u" i giggle at the orbs and locks in front of me
"yes it is me and i fear oblivion lol its a metaphor" he smirks
"omggggggggg <33333333" i giggle
i cant believe the augustus of my dreams is right here in front of me <33
i giggle lol my life is so boring but i luv augustus and his augustus-watery orbs
oops lol i forgot sawyer was still here
"omg ashley wyd i luv u :/" sawyer says
"ive got to move on and be who i am"
"what"
"i just don't belong here i hope you understand"
"but ashley"
"we might find our place in this world someday"
"ashley pls no"
"but at least for now................................................the sauce is too............................... thin"
"omg thank goodness i thought-" sawyers orbs looked relieved but lol nope u thought
"jk i gotta go my own wayyyyyy"
liek if u cri everytim </3
i start to rise from the ground as augustus' orbs lift up my wings and carry me into the sky, leaving sawyer lying on the cold hard ground
i found new wind beneath my wins <333333
"netflix and chill?" augustus smirks
10 minutes into netflix and chill he locks me in a freezer lol but i still love him <3
"augustus let me out" i giggle but it was super cold like his heart
"NO" augustus growls, his orbs turning red and his locks turning purple
OMG IT WAS PERRIE WHAT EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"PERRIE LET ME OUT OF HERE" i screamed as it started getting colder and i started to freeze
"and time is frooooooooooozen" i hear the echoes of all of my past husbands who is died and i giggle <3
"DON'T WORRY ASHLEY I'LL SAVE YOU" a pair of orbs fly through the freezer door and knock perrie out and suddenly igloo australia appears
"drop us a hot 16" the orbs say to iggy
"aight....................shia lebouf actual cannibal shia lebouf"
"NO THE RAPPING IS TOO BAD I CANT HANDLE IT" says perrie as iggy's rapping ends her once and for all finally rip in peace lol
"omg tysm guys" i say to iggy and the orbs as iggy goes back to her igloo in australia
"hi im shin" the orbs smirk as they turn into a beauts guy with black locks and red-ish orbs
hes kinda emo and he reminds me of sawyer i cri </3 but hes still really beauts so i giggle
"ashley ilysm will u marry me" shin asks, his orbs glistening in the freezer light
"lol no bye" i say as i shut the freezer door and lock shin in there for all eternity <3
as i walk outside dylan obrien is standing there and so is newt with his pink scarf and fingerless gloves
"ashley you are the wind beneath my wins pls marry me" dylan says
"omggg"
"marry me ashley" dylan says
"or nah" i say and i marry newt instead bc thomas gangster is so much better <3
"do you fancy a cheeky nandos?" newt asks which is exactly what niall and i did for our first date before he is died with his blond locks and irish accent <3 rip in peace
"im sorry but i have to snayn right now immeditely" i giggled shoving breadsticks into my purse
the problem is that i said snayn instead of zayn so i turned into snashley (snail ashley)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i screamed as my orbs turned into snorbs (snail orbs) and sawyer wasn't there to catch me </3
but luckily bob duncan dived at the sidewalk and picked me up
omg bob you saved mah lyf <3 like if bob duncan saved ur lyf too <333
"but bob i thought u were an exterminator"
"i could never exterminate you ashley" he says and i turn back into myself
"lol gtg"
jake t austin is standing outside and he proposes to me but i stab him with a cigarette like augustus does bc i still love him hes so deep and authentic and metaphorical <3
i almost trip and fall on the sidewalk but sinjin van cleef catches me
"OMG SINJIN YOU SAVED ME YES I WILL MARRY YOU SINJIN MY 1 TRU LUV"
so just as i marry sinjin niall materializes in front of me
"ashley! im not died after all" he smirks
