so i broke up with liam fahrenheit after i married sawyer and his orbs lol
i didnt even have to break up with harry, snayn, niall, liam, or louis bc they is died lol <3
one day when sawyer and i were walking through london i saw a giant walking taco
"omg naughty boy wassupppp" sawyer yells
but the taco gets really angry and starts breathing fire
"FEEL MY WRATH MORTALS"
oMG ITS ACTUALLY PERRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
i scream
"OMG SAWYER SAVE ME <3333 AHHH ITS SO SCARY <333333"
"ur not naughty boy. ur perrie. why you always lyin. why you always lyin. mmMMmm oH mY GOd sTOP aLwAYS lYIn" sawyer sings lol hes such a great singer luv u saw <3333
"ITS CALLED BLACK MAGIC" perrie yells
then nicki minaj comes in wow my life is so boring lol THJNG
"perrie whats good" nicki says
and with that, perrie disintegrates into nothingness
nicki burned a fire breathing dragon
"AHHHHH SAWYER IM STILL SCARED HELLPPPP"
"why ashley what do you fear"
"oblivion" i whisper bc tfios is mah lyf <3
bc im just that authentic <3
