Crazy and Random homestuck ships

Jake x Brick

JAKEBRICK

it was just a normal day for Jake Engilsh. He was strolling down the street taking in the lovely fresh air. But today was the day that changed his life. He looked across the street and saw something beautiful, something lost, something that seemed unloved. A stray brick. "By gum what do we have ere? Are you lost little one?" He asked picking up the brick tenderly. Before the brick could say anything he pressed his finger to it. "Shh don't speak. Your beauty says a thousand words" He said softly. He could sense the brick was happy now. "You may stay at my humble abode until we find somewhere for you to go" He said taking the brick back to his home, where he took it upstairs and had a night of passion. The next day Dirk walked into Jakes room to find his kissing the brick. "Jake?! What is this?!" Dirk exclaimed, tears dripping onto his face. "Dirk you don't understand fully! I love brick!" Jake said holding the brick close. "Fine! Leave me for a brick then!" Dirk says slamming the door. "It's ok baby. He's just jealous of our love."

The End