Crazy and Random homestuck ships

Karkat x Chair

CHAIRKAT

Karkat was going over to Johns house for a visit. John had his shirt off for some reason. "Ah Karkat... Come in come in I apologise for my, uh, nakedness. Do you mind watching the house for a while? I need to get something" He says hurriedly. "Sure sure" Karkat says stepping inside. His eyes instantly fell on a magnificent chair. "Thanks so much!" John says hurrying out the door and locking it behind him. "So I saw you from across the room and I really like your style girl" He says walking up to the chair with strider worthy swagger. "You want me here I am" He say planting soft kisses all over the chair whilst unzipping his jeans. John came back a while later and caught Karkat with his pants down. Literally. He caught him fucking his chair. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHAIR?!!" He yells dropping the shopping and rushing to Chairs side. "But John I love her!" "WELL SHES MY CHAIR AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" "I guess there's only one way to settle this" "Fine" STRIFE!
To Be Continued