Crazy and Random homestuck ships

Sollux x Computer

Sweat dripped down Sollux's forehead. He'd been trying to fix this damn computer for 4 hours and he was getting frustrated. Suddenly Mituna burst into the room "50llux 1'm-" "Yeah yeah that2 great" "n0 50llux 1 n33d y0u 70 l00k 4f73r 7h3 h0u53" Sollux sighed "and why i2 that Miituna" Mituna grinned widely "m3 4nd L47ul4 4r3 g01ng 0n 4 d4t3!" Sollux frowned. He was forever alone and had no one "ju2t go two your dumb date Miituna ii got iit here.." He said turning back to the broken console. Mituna happily skipped out and Sollux sighed. What was the point in fixing this anymore. He just plugged all the wires in and went to the door. Suddenly it booted up. And he knew... He knew.. He was meant for it as it automatically put the one thing he loved most on screen

His bee porn

He smiled and rushed back over to it "let2 2kiip iinroductiion2. ii thiink iim flu2hed for you" He didn't wait for an answer before wapping out his thicc double bulge "oooh yeah ii 2ee you 2tariing. The rumor2 are aaaall true" his bulges carresed the warm, whiring miracle machine. One hour and a full bucket later he latched onto the computer like a koala would it's mother "iim red for you" He whispered