Elevator

Welcome to Lakewood Heights, New York. Pretty normal, as most apartments go. The prices are cheap, and the facilities are decent.

We've got 23 residents in total, but there's these five guys who've really shaken the place up lately...they're nuts. Don't believe me?

Well, there's Louis on the second floor. Violent as hell, the bastard, so try not to piss him off. Good thing he channels that shit into kickboxing.

Niall's an intern that lives next to him. Avoid the kid after work, all he'll ever do is go on and on about some kinda DNA he studied.

Then there's Zayn, the barista at the local coffee shop, first floor. Don't be fooled by his charm, he changes his fuck buddy every two days.

Then there's that bartender on the ninth. Liam Payne, I think? He's got that good guy persona going on, but there's something else inside that goody two shoes.

And..who was that last one? Oh yeah, Harry, who's also on the ninth. If you'd sum him up in one word, loser. Didn't you ever see him in the hallways? Pathetic as hell.

So anyways, I hope you've enjoyed your tour, but I need to get back, it's my cleaning shift today.

Why did I tell you about those five? Well...it's a long story, and it hasn't even ended yet.