*So, there was a thing in science to demonstrate newton's laws of motion, and it was a bug at three different times. The different captions in order were: 'Buzz!', 'Vroom!', and 'Splat!'. This is what I though of.*
Buzz!
"Let's get drunk!"Vroom!
"I'm tired. Let's drive home."Splat!
"I should not have driven drunk.""This public service announcement was brought to you by-"