Jimmy Dawg recently acquired a girlfriend, which wasn't very hard due to his good looks. The only thing that might have hindered him was his stupidity.
So, he and his girlfriend decided to go on a date. Jimmy told Patricia, his new girlfriend, that he and a taxi would pick her up at 7. Jimmy would've picked her up himself, but he cant pass his driving test no matter how hard he tries.
So, Jimmy Dawg arrived on time at Patricia's apartment with the taxi that he called.
When it was time for Jimmy to pay the driver, Jimmy found that he had no money. So, he decided to mug the driver with his thug skills instead.
After Jimmy took all that the driver had, he and Patricia bolted. "IMA TEACH YOU HOWTA BE A THUG SWEETCHEEKS," Jimmy yelled as they bolted.
Once they lost the driver, they circled back to the movie theater. After deciding what they wanted to see, they bought tickets for Straight Outta Compton with the money Jimmy had stolen from the taxi driver.
About half an hour into the movie, Jimmy leaned over to Patricia and whispered, "What's good baby?"
Patricia had no idea what to say so she just awkwardly smiled. Jimmy took that as a sign to go in for the kill. He leaned in and sniffed her hair slightly, smelling her mint scented shampoo that she had used in the shower that morning.
Jimmy Dawg just couldn't get enough of the wonderful hair smell, so he continued to smell it for the entire movie.
Patricia was very uncomfortable, but she decided to deal with it because Jimmy was attractive.
When the movie was finally over, Patricia stood up very fast to finally get Jimmy to stop inhaling the scent of her hair.
"You wanna get some din-din, baby? I still got dat cash flow from the taxi driver," Jimmy asked.
"Umm.. dinner? Yeah... sure," Patricia responded.
"So gurl.. whatchu thinked of dat movie?"
"It was okay. I was a bit distracted"
"Ah... hehe... Yeah. Did you like that?"
"It was odd. Let's just get dinner."
"Aight, P."
After the conversation ended, they decided to go to Red Lobster since it was right across the street.
Once they were seated, they looked over their menus. As Jimmy looked over his menu, he would occasionally grunt when he saw something he liked. Soon, Jimmy let out a large grunt and whispered to himself, "I found it."
Patricia was slightly weirded out, but she ignored it. After Patricia found what she wanted, the waitress came.
"And what will you two be having?" She asked politely.
"Yeah.... ha.. ima get thaaa... lobsta legs with that juicy butter dippin sauce.. and.. the side of dem fries..."
"Umm... and for you?" She turned slightly to Patricia.
"I'll just have the chowder thank you." Patricia smiled, trying to relieve some of the awkwardness.
After the waiter left, things got quiet. Patricia didn't know what to do, so she decided to start a conversation.
"So, what do you like to do?"
"I like tuh make money and get turnt, but if you couldn't tell, I'm a straight thug, and mugging is kinda my thing, just like my dad, Homie Dawg."
"Oh... tell me about him."
"Well... he's in da slammer right now. He got busted fo' muggin' a baby."
"Well, that's unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that."
"Yeah.. but it's all Gucci. What about yo fine self?"
"Umm... i just like to hang out with friends. I'm kind of busy with college just starting and all though."
"Mmmm... college.. I never could make it there... couldn't make it outta high school."
"Well maybe-"
Their conversation was cut short when their food arrived. The waitress placed everything in front of them and they then began to eat. As Jimmy was eating, he whispered to his food. Patricia didn't want to interrupt, so she said nothing throughout the entire meal.
Patricia was relieved when he was finally finished eating. They booked it out of the restaurant because Jimmy decided that he didn't want to pay.
After they made it out of the restaurant, Jimmy said one last thing to Patricia before their date ended.
"Ayyye girl, I had a nice time tonight. You gon have to get yo own cab home. I gotta do my rounds. Sees ya later honey baby."
