Texting The Avengers

Iron Bastard and Teddy Bear - Explosions

[Bells]
Hey guys...

[Capsicle]
Hello Isabella

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Sup Bells?

[Ninja Spider]
...

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
You ok, Nat?

[Ninja Spider]
I'm going to kill them

[Bells]
Who?

[Capsicle]
Tony and Bruce?

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
What'd they blow up now?

[Ninja Spider]
You don't want to know

[Bells]
Does this happen often?

[Capsicle]
You could say that

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
*cough* every day *cough*

[Ninja Spider]
Clint

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
What? 😯

[Ninja Spider]
You're an idiot

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
😭😭😭😭

[Iron Bastard]
Grow a pair, Barton.

[Bells]
I gotta go. Talk to you guys later.

Bells has left the group chat

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Goddamn it, Stark

[Teddy Bear]
Did he scare her away again?

[Ninja Spider]
Duh

[Capsicle]
I suppose we should be used to it by now.

[Iron Bastard]
What do you want me to do? Stop existing?

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Or, you know, stop being a dickhead? Just a suggestion

[Ninja Spider]
Yeah, like that'll happen

[JARVIS]
Sir, I regret to inform you, Miss Isabella has vacated the building

[Teddy Bear]
Did you say something to her, Tony?

[Iron Bastard]
Not a thing. I don't know why she's so angry.

[Ninja Spy]
That's the problem

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Idiot

[Iron Bastard]
Oh my god! Stop ganging up on me!

[Goldilocks]
I do believe you deserve it, friend Stark

[Iron Bastard]
!

Iron Bastard has left the group chat