Texting The Avengers

Stalker vs. Ninja Spider

[Stalker]
Bella
Isabella
Come on
You can't ignore me forever
Bella
Please

[Bells]
What?

[Stalker]
I miss you

[Bells]
I broke up with you for a reason

[Stalker]
Come on, Bells, you know you still love me

[Bells]
I don't know that I ever did

Ninja Spider has entered the group chat

[Ninja Spider]
Back off, vampire

[Stalker]
Who the hell are you?

[Ninja Spider]
Someone with the authority to kill you and make everyone forget you ever existed

[Stalker]
You can't talk to me like that

Caw Caw Motherfuckers has entered the group chat

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
You need some help, Nat? I think I saw some sparkly little bastard chilling outside the tower

[Bells]
You're here?!

[Stalker]
I miss you, Bells

[Bells]
You don't get to call me that anymore
And stop stalking me

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Ooh! Burn!

[Ninja Spy]
Want me to take care of it?

[Bells]
No, I'll have JARVIS ensure he can't get in

[Stalker]
I'm still here, you know

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
And?

[JARVIS]
Did you require my assistance, Miss Isabella?

[Bells]
Can you act without alerting my dad?

[JARVIS]
I can do many things without Mr. Stark's consent

[Bells]
My stalker's outside and I want you to keep him away from me and the team.

[JARVIS]
Is he involved in this conversation?

[Stalker]
Hey!

[JARVIS]
The problem has been taken care of, Miss Isabella. Would you like me to block his number from your phone?

[Bells]
That won't be necessary, JARVIS. Thank you.

[JARVIS]
My pleasure

[Ninja Spider]
Tony just called a team meeting

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Ugh again?!

[Bells]
I guess I can't avoid him forever

[Ninja Spider]
We'll be right there with you, Bells

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
😎

[Ninja Spider]
Um...okay?

[Bells]
😋

[Ninja Spider]
...

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Accept it, Nat. We're Emoji Buddies

[Bells]
Hehe

Ninja Spider has left the group chat

[Caw Caw Motherfuckers]
Aw, come on Nat! Don't be a spoilsport!