Ita killed a bitch. That bitch, obviously, was Romano. Ita did plan to kill him, AS STATED A FUCK TON, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN GET YOUR FUCKinG HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER AND PAY ATTENTION! Ita watched for Germany's shadow. He had eventually gotten the German to go and shower, giving the smoll Italian a chance to murder his wasted fratello. Ita stared at the pool of indigo liquid as it began getting larger and larger. Ita felt the deep, gratifying voice telling him he should laugh. That he did good. And that he could become the fucking godfather. But, something told Ita he was not done. That his job was not complete. Well, he knew he had to get rid of the body. But, Romano was too fat so he couldn't drag him. Could he leave the house, wait a bit then come in again and scream? That would be his best bet. He could say that he went back outside for more fresh air, flirted with some ladies and men and came back in to find Romano dead.
Sounded good to him.
Ita left the house and walked around a bit. He had made sure to not get any blood on himself, and if he did he had licked it off 'cause it looked like pasta sauce. Soon enough, he started flirting with the locals. The ladies giggled and the men just stared at him weirdly. Ita tipped the fedora he was wearing and backed away from the locals. He calmly walked back to the house, opening the door to walk into the dark home.
Due to him being Italian, he was good at acting without even trying. He flipped on the lights, his eyes landing on the lifeless body of his brother. He let out a high-pitch screech, throwing himself on his brother. He buried his face in Romano's moobs, hiding the silent laugh and grin for his accomplishment. He knew he needed to get away from the body. It was driving him mad. That wouldn't be good for being the godfather. It would probably fit the role of him losing his brother. As he forced the tears to come, Germany leapt down the stairs, sparkling majestically. Ita pulled himself to the man-whore who was his deceased brother. Ita forced his face into a broken and lost look. He pulled his head up, staring at Germany. Germany knelt down, looking dumbfounded. He silently slung Romano over his shoulder, but Ita stopped him. His next words came out as a barely audible whisper.
"I want to... I... I want to take care of the body... It's my fault..." Germany looked him up and down in a questioning way like the ho he was. "I left and went to flirt with the locals. I thought he'd be fine. It turns out..." he paused, sniffling the fake snot from his fake tears then continued, "it turns out I was wrong. Everything went wrong. He wasn't sober enough." Like the shit he is, Ita added silently to himself. Germany sighed, laying down the other whore he was carrying. Ita crouched beside Romano, lowering his head. Germany strutted away and out of the house to give them time. Ita grinned a bit.
And you know what? FUCKiNG PLOT TWIST
ITA fUCKED ROMANo'S DEAD BODY 'CAUSE WHY NOT. And like Romano got pregnant with his children. Ita was p happy.
Couple hours later...
Ita, Germany, Romano's dead body, Prussia, France and Spain all had an orgy together and Japan was just off to the side, video-taping it. (this is only here 'cause it was requested and the author can't go into detail 'cause they be a sweet little cinnamon bun)
MORE HOURS...
Ita stared at the wall as the children Romano's dead body birthed ran about. Ita sighed, turning to look outside. He saw some of the other children playing about out there. He watched as they talked to Car quickly and Car started to walk into the street. Ita sprung up, throwing open that fucker door and running down towards them. He yelled to Car, but the on-coming car was too loud for him to be heard. Soon, Car was crushed under the quickly moving car. The car didn't even fucking stop like what? Why? They just ran over a smoll child. LIKE WHO DOES THAT!? Anyway, Ita ran over to Car and just held the child in his arms. He screamed, "OH THE IRONYYYYYYY!" Ita threw the child at Romano's grave as Romano began coming out of the ground. Soon, he began crying blood and started screeching like a fucking banshee like the fuck Romano are you okay? Oh nevermind. Hahah, Romano's dead. Ita pulled out a gun and shot Romano's face and screeched, "NO BAD ROMANO GO BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!"
And all that shit happened in one day. Good job, Ita. Pats for Ita.
