Practice climbing low-limb trees - but always keep something that is easy to get out (book, phone, tablet, etc) on hand...or should I say paw? Climbing trees has many benefits: (fun!) exercise, the ability to be a warrior's apprentice, and a great view (to list a few things)! But, every good thing has its dangers! BE CAREFUL, CAUTIOUS, AND COURTEOUS OF SQUIRRELS AND THEIR NESTS! Otherwise you could fall out of the tree because you lost your footing, a branch you were on snapped, or an angry squirrel catapulted from the heavens onto your face! Books and other easy-to-access knickknacks come in handy when the creepy guy from down the street comes to watch you...tiptoe across thin limbs and leap onto higher branches. Rip out the book (or other knickknack) from your pocket and start "reading" it. He won't assume ANYTHING. Not even when the squirrel jumps down on HIS face and chases him down the street! Ha, wouldn't that look nice in the nursery?
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How To Be Like the Warriors While Staying a Sane Human
FanfictionHave you ever been out at a public park, yanked up some weeds, and yelled, "It's for the medicine cat! THE MEDICINE CAT!!!" Well, if you have, you know anyone within the hearing vicinity will give you looks, or maybe even scooch away, as if you're...
