the bitch and the prick

who's the bitchest of them all

I'm Champaigne Reece the bitchest of them all.

So proud? Yeah
Why? Because its the truth.
I heard it over a million times. From my mother who loves to gamble, to my father who runs with her firm corp. secretary every other month, to our teachers who should not curse but still do and to every student who i know hates me but too scared to admit it.

My bitchiness started during my sophomore year when Amber, the queen bee of our school and senior targeted me. I am not a popular student by then. Just a simple and ordinary girl. A girl with blonde hair and cornflower blue eyes. An average kind who has average school standing in grades, in friends and in teachers. But I had a bad day because my dad just eloped that day with her 20-year-old candy of the month to vegas, not to get married but just for good time, leaving me a post-it note to know. He wrote:

Champaigne,

Im going to Vegas with Candy to unwind.

-- Dad

Candy is her name...And Candy of the month is her game... haha!

And unwind? Yeah right!

The worst part was my mom didn'tn't care, or to be exact didn't know because she already lives in a casino downtown, goes home every time that she only needs which is never.

Back to Amber. She noticed that our jacket, mind you just jacket!, were the same. So her ear went full steam about it.

"Remove your jacket" Amber said to me, being surrounded by her pack.

And because i am definitely not in the mood, "why not remove yours?" I countered back. "It was you who's not happy having the same as mine, not me... then remove yours" then i walked out. But well being the queen bee of our school, she didn't like my attitude towards her, the majesty. So she held my elbow and faced me to her. But my hand back there had a mind on her own so i slapped her with all my might. Which shocked all the students in the hallway even her pack, even me but i didn't show it to them. Her lips bled and a red hand mark left on her cheek. "Dont you ever touch me, you filthy bitch" was my departing words. And before i turned a corner i heard cheering and clapping.

That's not our last encounter but every time she did something to me i fought back three times. When she tripped me i poured soda on her in front of cafeteria. When she gossiped that i lost my virginity in janitor's closet, I bought 20 boxes of condom online and addressed it to her to be delivered in front of her class with a message for 1 week. And many more. We even been called in the office once, but i cried dramatically to the principal about her always making me the target of bullying, which is true, and i am planning to drop out and sue the school using my dad's name because of bullying, which is not true because i always fought back and my dad didn't know it, not that he will not help, he will... if he's not in Vegas, but the pricipal believed me and gave her detentions for 2 weeks. But the last was when i stole her boyfriend because he flirted with my crush at a party.

I didnt know how she knew who was my crush back then. But when she looked me in the eyes and smirked before making out with marco, i knew that she did. Then i started to seduce his brainless boyfriend.

Her boyfriend Jasper,the quarterback and king of our school was into me starting when i wore a skirt that almost look like a belt. So I discrowned her and crowned my own self as the new queen bee by using him.

It was a messy break up... for her. But a cliche type of break up for me. She saw us together in a party and decided to confront us. And boys being boys love new meat in town, his words, so he told her to back off (the true word starts with f). So she cried, messing her eyeliner and make up and the rest was history. Every time i were invited in a party, i asked jasper to make sure amber was not invited, my reason, i dont like drama. Which is half truth but the half was i wanted to isolate her. Just revenge.

But that's only the start of my bitchy world. My love for attention begun. I wanted to be the center of affection and attention of everyone. Because i cant find it at our house i'll just look somewhere else. I flirted with every hot guy when Jasper graduated with all the seniors, so i became popular with them. They all want me. I became trendy and model like so hot girls want to befriend me and be like me. I joined cheering squad. Dated jocks. Eventually i became like Amber. I became a Barbie clone. Appearance is so much important for me. How i look, how i act in front of others. That became my all. I threw tantrums to every thing i hate. If i heard a gossip that i dont like, they'll surely experience my wrath, or the wrath of my so-called friends because i admit i used them and im sure they were using me. The bitch became me. The new me. I am not sure if i like this new me. But the new me can survive. Nothing can hurt me. No one will hurt me.

So mirror mirror on the wall...
Who's the bitchest of them all?