Okay so I invited my brother to freestyle rap battle with him but to make it a pretty bad rap so he's not too intimidated.
Bro: "Call the cops in advance cuz I'm about to murder this verse. Yeah you heard it here first."
Random Annoying Indian Dude(calling him RAID from now on): "Yeah come on. You take so long to write it's not fun."
Bro: "But I'll whip your ass on camera and make that my every DAY VIDeo (David). Now that was pretty witty yo. Pick up your 50 and while I'm spitting try to hit me yo."
RAID: "Yeah ahhh ha come on yeah this is a shitty things that makes me a filthy,,, and Grace is so beauty hahaah and this is my duty." (GRACE IS MY NAME WHAT EVEN HE HASNT EVEN SEEN ME IM 13 BACK TF AWAY)
Bro: "I'll pick up your rabbit and fuckin stab it and murder your rhymes til you forget your rapping habit. And while we're at it til you forget your raping habit."
RAID: "bdw I'm weak in English I'm trying lol" (well try harder)
Bro: "First off, I told you I'm the best. But I don't want to sound cocky like I'm banging my chest."
RAID: "lol cock I have a big cock" (not even sure this counts as the rap lyrics or not)
Bro: "But cocky is the way your girl describe me. She like me. I make her cum fast like lightning."
Bro: "So fight me. It's likely. I'll beat you til you're crying. I'll knock you out. The three count."
RAID: "Do I win yet lol"
Bro: "Then count 8 more. Then I'll be reviving your ass as I walk out the door."
Bro: "But I fly so high that apparently a pair of trees WOOD not STICK with me."
RAID: "That's not a rhyme that you rap."
RAID: "I never seize to amaze I sliced and burn as I bring change to every soul within my speech range I dnt wanna fame cuz I teach a game unleash pain to keep it shame..."
RAID: "Only lonely goes on like this whenever you think take my hand and my case nd my heart my mind my soul I have no reason forward so when you cure I won't stop won't stop think you back forward thing you I have in my heart and my mind." (If anyone can understand this you win a high five and my love.) (but not my love if you're RAID)
So,
the important question is,
who won?

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Bad Rapping
HumorBasically a book of bad raps that I've seen people do. Warning: some of these will be awful. (Duh)