The Feast, Trelawney and Firenze

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*TaruDemigod-fallen asleep on the computer*

Nico- HEY! She's fallen asleep! *rejoices*

Hermione- That's just because she's really tired, and she tried to complete this chapter the fastest she could. *sighs*

Percy- Hm...wonder what she's dreaming about...*brooding expression*

Nico- Hey! *imaginary lightbulb goes over his head (bing!) quickly extinguishes the light because, hullooo he's a son of HADES!* Maybe if we poke her then she'll talk about what she's dreaming about!

Percy- Hey! That's a good idea! *takes out a five foot long pole and two shields* *glances at Nico's raised eyebrows* You really want to take a risk?

Nico- *shrugs* No, I don't!

Hermione- *sweatdrop* Why am I working with these two again?

Percy & Nico- *thumbs up* Because we're AWESOME!

Hermione- Su-re you are...-.-

Percy and Nico take the pole.

*poke poke* *poke*

Me- *screams* I'm a werewolf! I'm a vampire! And I'm a Virgo! *does an invisible peace sign* Virgos rule! Uh? Huh? AAAHHH! DIE CULLEN DIE! TEAM JACOB!

Percy and Nico start laughing their asses off.

Hermione- Twilight? Seriously? *shakes head* Am I the only sane person left in this world?

Percy and Nico poke again.

*poke poke* *poke*

Me- *screams again* AUGH! Spiders! Big, creepy spiders! NO! Bad Aragog Bad! Um...there! Look, there's Hagrid! He's big and juicy and tasty! Eat him and LEAVE ME ALONEEE!!!

Percy and Nico fall down laughing.

Hermione- *sweatdrop* Harry Potter huh...wow, very booksey dreams this girl has...

Percy and Nico poke again.

*poke poke* *poke*

Me- *screams for the third time* AAHHHH! Thalia, will you please freaking stop blasting me with lightning?! I won't tease you for your vertigo again!!!! Or...or...uh, I'll start a new Thalico fanfiction! And you wouldn't want that!

Percy and Nico nearly wet themselves with laughter.

Hermione- Immature...-.-...well, I'll go to the library! Or should I go start SPEW? Hmm...*walks away musing to herself*

Me, suddenly wakes up.

Me- AAAHHHHH! How dare you wake me up!?!? You got a death wish!?!? *battle cry* YOU TWO DEAD! *smack* *pow* *bam* *smash*

(The rest that happens is too violent for the kids over at home so uh...^.^)

(Oh, yeah, and I do NOT own anything!)

Hi there. Jeez, characters are so meannnn T.T So anyway, hullo there! How nice of you to comment! And vote! And *cough cough* fan *cough cough*! So ah, enjoy! I hope this chapter is up to your er expectations...anyway, dear reader omnomnom13 commented that the disclaimers are getting a bit irritating...what do you think? hm? hm? COMMENT THEN! AND VOTE! AND *cough cough* FAN *cough cough*! *waves* I'm feeling a bit crazy right now because it's late night so *waves* I'm out!

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