Ray
"I wonder what a mix of a panda and a narwhal would be." Ray said to his dog, letting his inner crazy out. He was getting ready for work, and his dog couldn't tell him he was too crazy for his own good.
"Well, I've to go to work. Bye Max!" He stepped out the apartment, knowing he might not come back. What he did was dangerous, but worth it. He had one thing to do before he left though.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Iris!" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Iris!" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Iris!"
Iris opened the door, "I'm ready."
"What do you call a cow with no legs?" Ray asked, knowing full well Iris hated puns.
"Whaaat?" She groaned.
"Ground beef!" Ray shot her a cheesy smile and started down the stairs nearbye.
Iris sighed. "You suck." Iris closed the door.
An Hour LaterRay opened the doors to his office. Today is going to be different, he told himself, Today I will finally fix it. I just need some inpiration. He turned on Spotify, and switched it to the newest Three Days Grace album. Just when he was about to start singing his confusion away, his chief IT professional walked in.
"Good morning!" She said, sitting down at her computer.
"Morning Felicity!" Ray responded. "Don't you just love it when you can't figure out why the hand plating won't conduct the electricity you won't it to? Probably because I'm so hot it's messing with the laws of physics."
"Hmm, you aren't that handsome." She said, putting a hat on so he would't touch her red hair."
Oh now don't do that!" he complained. "You know I like touching the color red!" He walked over and used his awesome fighting skills to take the hat off and poke her hair. "Red! I touched it!" He pranced around, doing a bad victory dance.
"You should probably listen to me. I did just fix your glove with my magical computer powers." she said.
"Really! I don't believe you." He said, checking the gloves as he did so. "They don't look any different."
"Maybe you just aren't observant enough. Try the out." Ray put the gloves on, and slapped a live wire sticking out. He felt nothing.
"Wow, good job!" he said amazed, "Still aren't getting a raise though. No matter, how about the pulses?"
"I can't fix that with programming." she responded
"Good. Leave me something to do for once. Now get to work, we have much to cover if we want to start soon."
They worked for several hours, listening to everything from Breaking Benjamin to Weird Al Yankovic. They worked on the boots, legs, and a bit of the helm, until they could not work more.
"Here, I added the helm to our plans." Ray hung up a large poster on the wall. The poster depicted a full body suit labeled "The A.T.O.M.". Around the drawing, were various bullet points and ideas of what to add to the suit. "I'm going to try this baby out." Ray took the gloves, boots, chestpiece, and legs and put them on. "First, the flying." He activated the boots and started levitating steadily in the air. "Okay Dokay, now the force field." He did a motion with his hands, and a large transparent blue sphere erupted around him. "Great! Now for the electric pulse!" He pushed his palms out, and instead of electricity pulsing from his fingertips, a small expanding oval appeared 3 feet away. And as Ray studied the new 2 dimensional portal, a green tipped arrow flew out, and straight into Ray's arm.
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When Worlds Colide
FanfictionThis is just a little fanfic. Quick read. Umm, yeah. First story on wp. 57th short story. May or may not do more. Too busy saving Draenor. IF SHAQUILLE O NIEL WAS OVERLY EMOTIONAL, HE'D BE SHAQUILLE O FEEL!!! -The Pun King