Life or death

Why

Me: question ( Walking around house eating grapes) why do we have to moveee

Jake: Because

Me: Be motherfuckin cause whet

Jake: This house is old plus we live right next to the Squad.

Me: but that house looks like its haunted

Jake: Aner Stop acting like your 3.

Me: But Bae

Jake: Butts are for fucking

Me: nugga

Jake: Wat the fuck is a nugga

Me: a mean nigga

Jake: u and these words ( Picks up box and walks to car.)

Me: Wat eve......Makaila La'shay

La'shay: hey aner

Makaila: hey anerlee

Jake: come on u guys

Me: fine

Ten minutes into the drive

Makaila: it's going to be Ok Aner he did it for a reason.

Me: but I loved it

Jake: their just pretzels with Grapes on the side damn when we get settled I'll get u some more Ok

Me: shure

La'shay: What the fuck is that

Jake: anit it pretty

Me: let's move to a normal house please we can turn back know before Dracula comes .

Makaila: stfu aner

Jake: aner stop

Makaila: foreal this house does look haunted

Jake: Come on

La'shay: U da dumb bitch in movies always thinking anit shit wrong when the whole picture look's fucked up.

Jake: Whatever can we know go in the Haunted house

I looked at Shay and Kaila like

Me: yes we may

Shay: Bruh is that a big ass eagle on the roof

Makaila: thats a voucher

Shay: I dont give a fuck

Jake: man

We interred the haunted house with heavy ass boxes
And went upstairs me and Jake's room would be the biggest While I set the mirror up I heard a faint moan not like that but ghost moan damn always thinking negative

Me: bae

Jake: in the bathroom

I walk in the bathroom and see jacob putting my mirrors on the sides

Me: oh hell no

Jake: What

Me: put my damn body mirror right here

Jake: whatever Wat u on and yo squad

Me: I'm in the bedroom I don't know what everybody else at call the rest of them house party

Jake: aner were not even settled in the kitchen or living room let's do the bed room later.

Me: fine

Me and Jacob is walking down the steps right tell me why La'shay is eating my lays BBQ chips and Makaila eating my Double Jumbo big ole bag of mixed frooties she just isn't eating the purple green regular passion fruit and Root beer types

Jake: why are u eating all the fruit punch frooties

Me: Ur the one eating and stashing all the candy

Jake: aye I be hungry and u eat all the pickles

Me: uhhhh what ever

Makaila: don't argue fuck it out

Jake: I was just bout to call Ray to tell him u want it too

Kaila: noooo do not do that I'm seriously foreal right know.

Shay: y'all is retarted

I roll my eyes playfully and put all the food in the cabinets drawers and stuff

Me: Jake u want me to put the soda in the mini fridge

Kaila: and I got the soda

Shay: Remy boys u know us