On Skype:
Absol: Hello Governor , How's your bum?
Viprin: WHAT GOVERNOR? WHAT BUM?
Absol: *faceclaw*
Viprin: ERMAHGHERD
Absol: *starts vomiting for no reason*
Viprin: YOU VOMIT BIG PURPLE RINGS? ARE YOU CRAZY M8?
Absol: I vomit big purple rings. I was born for this.
*new person on*
Shrek: DID SOMEBODY SAY RINGS. DID YOU MEAN "ONION RINGS"?
Absol: *grabs big purple onion* *psycho cuts it* There, big purple onion rings.
Viprin: ARE YOU CRAZY x2?
Shrek: Absol is ogre 9000 crazy.
Absol: oh
Viprin: YUP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shrek: No one can take my swamp. *swampert takes shrek's swamp and skype*
Swampert: I took shrek's swamp
Absol: NEW RIVAL
Viprin: NEW DEMON LEVEL
Swampert: See ya suckas *disconnects*
Viprin: I'LL BE THERE BEFORE SWAMPERT DOES *disconnects and goes in triple speed to where absol is*
Absol: *disconnects*
