Absol: Welcome to top gear, I'm Absol. The battle is at top gear stunt track.
Viprin: ITS ABSOL AND ME VS SWAMPERT.
Absol: At least swampert wasn't as bad as Electivire
Swampert: Come
Absol: Nope
Viprin: NOT FALLING FOR IT
Swampert: At
Absol: Where???
Viprin: WHERE???
Swampert: Me
Absol: Me Who?
Viprin: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Swampert: Bro
Absol: I'm a bro?
Viprin: DID YOU MEAN "BRONY"? I AINT NO BRONY BUT YOU ARE ONE FOR SURE!!
Absol: Swampert is the Brony
Swampert: Water Pulse on you Viprin. Earthquake to Absol.
Viprin: WERE IN JAMAICA EVERYBODY , IM A MUFFIN
Absol : No * shakes* you're *starts psycho cutting swampert * Viprin *faints*
Swampert: Hehehe
Viprin: MARTHA SPEAKS CHINESE , I ATE EMPOLEON FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDAY.
Graystar: Call the emergency services !!! *activates siri* 112!
Siri: Calling Emergency Services in 5 seconds.
Fireheart: You know there's a Pokemon center to revive pokemon like absol, so cancel it now!
Siri: 3, 2,
Graystar: Leave it alone Fireheart.
Siri: 1, *emergency services called*
Emergency services: What's wrong?
Graystar: Our friend fainted.
Emergency services: who is that ✌friend✌️ you're talking about.
Graystar: My friend is Absol
Viprin: I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH JOOOOOHHHNNN CEEEENNNAA!
Emergency services: You need a Pokemon center for that.
Fireheart: ha , told ya Graystar
Emergency services: or whatever else
Graystar: do whatever else
Viprin: THIS IS MY TARDIS, JEFFREY CLINTON!
Emergency services: that crazy geometry dash guy in the back, do we need anything for him?
Graystar: Take him to Pokemon center.
Emergency services: *takes absol and Viprin *
Viprin: I CAME IN LIKE A FUSE CORP NEEEERRRRDDD!!!!
