I'm just so bored that I actually got time to make a Part III (it's right below)..They may be slightly perverted...Pls Comment below (Your opinion matters)
21)I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
22)Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl:-Both are touched both areas, so I said 'Don't stop"
23)Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
Ans) A cucumber (Got you there didn't I pervs?)
24)Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
25)What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
Ans) Both do hat tricks!
26)A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
27)What does the Bermuda Triangle and pornstars have in common?
Ans) They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
28)What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
Ans)You're purr-fect for me!
29)Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
Ans) Rude"olph
30)You're the mistake that your parents made.(Didn't mean it at all...Sorry,if you felt offended,just made it for the sake of a pun)
There you go!
Again,comment below (your opinion matters)!!!
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Puns!
HumorI dunno....Just a few that I had thought abt! Enjoy! P:S:- I beg you all to please comment upon my puns and whether they're good or not! Better ones coming soon!
