Puns!

Funny Punnies!(just like calling it dat way)

Now,If u don't mind,Here I begin:-

1.I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
2.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

3. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

4.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5 .I used to be a banker but I lost interest
6.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

7.So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!  

                                                                                                                 

 8. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.  

 9. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.  

10.To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

10 for now..I'm sure to come up with more later..

Until then bye,au revoir,sayonara,wiedersehen,adieu whatever.....!