Self Help by Miranda Sings

How To Get A Job!!!

To get a job you have to be nice and not a brat. You can't yell at the customers. That's how I got fired from my last job a little kid touched me and I yelled at him and spitted on him and I lost my job are you freaking serious, learn to respect your elders little child. That problem might happen with you because you will get angry. You have to wear a sparkly jacket and appropriate shorts you don't want to look like a whore. Im going to get a job today. Also you want to show up at a random place and go into to an empty office where there is nobody in it. If the office you go to is empty and nobody is in the room that means that room is free and you can take it and there that's how you get. a job.......Before you go in wear a disguise incase they know who you are because I have to because Im Miranda Sings and millions of people know who I am. I try to have a nice attitude and be kind. Bring flowers and cookies and tea for the employees. One time I went into an office and I took it and then a naked girl came in. She was a porn start and I was in PSSOLA, "PORN STAR STUIDO OF LOS ANGLES" that's what PSSOLA stands for. I thought it ment "People See Some Other Loud Anything" I looked away because im not a lesbian. I have boyfriends and I can't cheat on them. I wouldn't never ever cheat on my boyfriends because I saw a whore in my office. I reported her and I called 911 and 911 said im sorry but she might like you. I yelled and hanged up. That's what 911 gets. My job was going well so far after I spit on the whore she left the room and went into a room with noise in it? I hope you guys can get a job, this life lesson on how to get one should help. Xoxo with lip stick Miranda Sings