Walmart • J.S

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She walked into Walmart, her wide hips swaying from side from side. Her 50 inch Malaysian weave bopping along with her.

She walked straight to customer service with a scowl on her face and the iPad charger in her hand.

"Boy, you best get your ass up here" she shouted at the boy who was chewing his gum obnoxiously loud and using his phone.

He set down his phone and walked over to her.

"Hey, Lil Mama, what's good"

"Boy, shut the fuck up, I came here yesterday to get the new iPad charger and y'all gave me the old one. I specifically asked for THE NEW iPAD CHARGER"

"Lil Mama, your gonna have to lower your voice or else your gonna get kicked out"

"I don't care, can I have a refund please" she asked politely, batting her eyelashes which warmed the cashiers heart.

She was 5'4, wide, broad hips, tiny waist, big behind and average breats.

"Do you have your receipt?"

"No" she gave him a puppy dog face.

"Fine, only once but in return, I want a date"

"Nigga, you want a what"

"I want a date" he gave her a cheesy grin.

"Nigga, you lucky I ain't got a man, but I just want that god-damn refund"

He swiped his card and talked into the microphone.

"Can Amanda.H please come to customer service, Amanda.H" his voice booming through the system speakers.

"OK, lemme get you the right charger"

He guided her to the electronic isle, stopping ever so often talking to colleagues on the way

"So, you want the lightning pin charger"

"Yup" she said popping the the 'p'

He handed it over and they both made their way back to customer service. He swiped his work card to let the transaction begin.

"So, Lil Mama, give me your phone number so I can give you a call"

"Boy, don't think you gonna get me the minute you call or whatever"

"Girl, I see the game you playin and that game is gonna finish real soon"

John Swift is so underrated